Mattoon

Sorry, , had some drinks last night and didn't mean to sound mad. Bad reaction on my part - on edge since its derby day. I didn't think I'd get the pit feeling until it hit me this morning. It's cool, I know what you mean, I've been like "fucking it, I'm not arsed anymore, don't give a shit, we're gonna get spanked anyway." All week, now it's looming I'm getting the jitters. Sat at work wondering if I can get home in time to watch the second half. Why can't I just let go ffs!

You were playing Obertan? Kanji out. Kanjdew... Ammirite?? 1. He was a sub - I try to play the exact team I think are playing tomorrow. And he came on at 85 bc I figured I'd try and take the p*ss at 3-1 2. I know Polic hates me anyway so the anguish was always going to happen 3. I won 4-1 so if I was Pardew I'd have gotten bummed and made some excuses. laughing right now at the thought of me rating Obertan. I literally died laughing when when I ran 3/4 pitch with him on solo run to round the giant inbred sunderland keeper to make it 4 in the 91st. It was glorious. Htl Calm yer tits Kanji I'm only pulling your pisser

You were playing Obertan? Kanji out. Kanjdew... Ammirite??

Beardsley never got booked for getting his tiny todger oot

Since we last won the Derby I've watched the company I managed a store for go into administration, started from the ground floor and worked my way back up to deputy manager, moved house, had two cars, seen my mum have cancer and get through it and my girlfriend has lost 2 grandparents! Also since Newcastle last won the Derby I've lost all love and respect for football and more importantly Newcastle United, so thanks for that Ashley you fat twat.

Neil Cameron is to journalism as Alan Pardew is to football. In fact that's probably a bit harsh on Cameron when it's generally the Chron as a whole.

Ambivalent tbh

Fleetwood itself is quite nice in a leafy sort of way; detest the cesspit that is Blackpool mind. Fleetwood born and bred I tend to agree now living in Blackpool. I've got everything crossed that Preston lock down that automatic promotion place and Fleetwood have got enough in the tank to get through the playoffs, they're only 3 points off. Insult to injury if both get promoted while Blackpool tumble down.

Pardew is the worst manager I've witnessed in the 20-odd years I've supported us, not least for the awful results, the disgusting football, insane substitutions, watching our best players rot on the bench, insane amount of bullshit drivel, lies and propaganda... mediocre my fucking arse, he was responsible for the strongest, longest, most painful stint of irrational hatred I've ever experienced and even with this gibbering idiot in charge I thank all the gods this rat faced, narcissistic prize prick has nothing to do with our club any more. /rant

Ah man, imagine how bad he would be if the England job "wrecked" him. A poison chalice for a poisoned prick.

LOL.. one won over twice the amount of games. Are you just going to ignore that little statistic? Isolating one statistic to prove a point is petty to say the least when the other statistics tell the real story.

Fair enough, he's still shit like.

Why is this even a thing? Pardew was poor to useless in every way a manager shouldn't be, yes he's on a good run with Palace, just like he did well when he first came here, but that doesn't change what he became. There's no defending him as Manager of Newcastle United, he's a shit manager and will return to form soon enough. Come back and make your "erudite" points this time next year.

Ambitious to think we'll actually score for a start

I think the ship sailed a long time ago on that one, if he truly cared about the football side of things Pardew would have been pushed way before he jumped. This is just a continuation of the dour football and humiliating defeats, only Carver doesn't have that lucky streak that can keep us alive.

At least he's allowed outside, Colback hasn't seen daylight in years. http://reactiongifs.me/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/brendan-fraser-crying-leaving-club-daytime.gif

What there's more games? I thought the season was over? Putting money on Arsenal -1 is a no brainer, might even take the -2

Easy to make Pardew look bad if you cherry-pick such a small sample size as 2 seasons. Ahh but, but, but... 5th and Cabaye

Aye it's those ridiculous social media fans and their unrealistic expectations again. By some sections he means 98%, right? And that's factoring in a 10% swing for mackem votes, so 108% of Newcastle fans want him gone, or he's possibly that bad even the mackems can't stand the licking anymore!

http://m.quickmeme.com/img/0d/0d4e26760427d1e94e17ff05bdd683a7e74014542045b08f68fa2bd5e7804a17.jpg

That ain't water in that bottle is it??

It will be enough to survive. So long as we are not going down (which I can't see) there is only 1 left game which I'm bothered about. You shouldn't be, it'll be the worst game of "football" witnessed by mankind and we'll still come out second best. We're keeping them up to add insult to injury, nailed on.

The whole of NUFC robbing a wage from football these days, embarrassing!

I'm gutted I'm not watching this like...

Villa were 2/1 at the start of the day.... Thanks for that! Made me some nice wedge, bookies must be mad.