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Had enough, that is all. Fuck you Pardew and Ashley, hope you rot in hell you pieces of shit.

I think we'd all "do a Portsmouth"

So I guess at some point later this week we'll know for sure what is to happen to Pardew. Must say I was damn nearly sure Liverpool was his swan song, now I feel like he's going nowhere, absolutely gutting. Absolutely detest the man, can't even bring myself to read his quotes and not watched any of his pressers for ages, the mere sound of his voice makes my blood boil, I'm usually quite placid too so no mean feat. Not sure I can stomach another game with him in charge, let alone a season. For health reasons I won't be watching!

So conflicted!! Hate the bin dippers but so badly want Pardew out. A rattled Liverpool is shocking btw, don't deserve to be anywhere near the top on this display.

A battle requires at least two armies, I'd call it genocide or suicide or some ilk.

Good news. Too busy looking for a new managerial career?

This bit gets me: So he doesn't have in his head any kind of football philosophy or blueprint for how he wants his team set out or how he wants them to play. It's just fast football init, keep it dahn and knock it abaht or sumfink?! Admitting his ineptitude there, just fuck off Alan.

I think they'll go for it for as long as Man City are either a) Behind (I know!) or b) on level terms, if City go ahead in their game the bin dippers heads will drop, until that point expect them to come out the traps like a greyhound. Good chance of a mauling iyam.

Major flaw in your plan. Swan song? Escaped goat?

So the ideal scenario is Man City draw and Liverpool put 14 past us, HBA comes on at 88mins, collects the ball, runs up the pitch and puts it in to make it 14-1 and hand the title to City?

I wonder how many "Most important things" are on his most important list, most importantly, what's not most important and what's least important?

Don't worry lads he'll be Pardewed soon enough.

Same shit different season, he's had way too many chances to "find a solution.". The only solution left is the one that includes a new manager. Just his usual soundbites in preparation for his grilling/excuses end of season session.

On the case of Coloccini I'll believe what I read when I see some direct quotes, has fallen massively from grace when he shit on us when we needed him most, hasn't been the same player since. However I still believe he has something about him and don't believe a player who was so well respected in his prime would so easily tow the Pardy line. Has he gone to the owner and MD about fears of ambition and recruitment? I hope so. Has he gone to back Pardew and slate HBA? I've seen no quotes either way so I don't know the answer to either tbh. Yes he's our captain and he should be more vocal, is he allowed to be? Ashley, as we know, doesn't like players doing interviews unless it lines his pocket. Are the things he wants to say contradictory to his position? Maybe that why he doesn't talk? Better to stay quiet than say the wrong things, Pardew gets enough vitriol from us for that.

Suarez, case and point, rat faced shit heel, but he is class.

Perhaps the more pertinent reasoning is that Cabaye was pulling the strings on the pitch, despite Pardew to warrant a move to a bigger club with ambition and once Pardews public parading of Cabaye's availability came to fruition he once again had to rely on his own ineptitude but with a perfect excuse?

Gordon, the poster-boy for euthenasia.

I'm sure the signing of Jack Colback on a free would help pacify fans. This and the free transfer of Sunderland u21 reject Liang, exciting days

I'm not sure what I've been reading here, but I feel like I should get a bath now

Alan Pardew is sack....less waste of space

Sa....pping the life out of us?

In all seriousness though, excellent piece Wullie and very insightful into our drab performances. I think he's bought himself more time with shit wins = shit losses philosophy but that would never last in any scenario, it was always going to be a streak away from mutiny. It does beg the question of what this useless tart has to do for the whole crowd to turn against him though. Thankfully the majority is now a minority but I can't understand the staunch defence against such damning facts though.

Right lads enough is enough, we've gone too far now. Pardew is sad and you should all be thoroughly ashamed. Wind your necks in.

I keep trying to reel myself in, gut instinct says gone but really can't face the disappointment of another summer recruitment drive and at least up to January before he gets canned. Ashley would be a fool to keep him, there's a relegation train wreck on the Pardew line that can be avoided.

Well that was coronary inducing levels of stress reading that, I was going to post more quotes to pick holes in but I think we can just about mock the entire piece, every paragraph could be used as a stick to beat him with. The man is made if bullshit.