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Thats amazing drivel, even for Pardew, he's outdone himself with those quotes. Of course once the season starts or they've sold enough season tickets it'll be back to "can't compete" "mighty West Ham" "Leeds/Portsmouth" "sovereign states" bullshizz again.

http://www.express.co.uk/sport/football/491909/Ambitious-Alan-Pardew-wants-Newcastle-to-target-Champions-League-glory

Elliott's target weight was 30st tbf, the fat, mouth breathing pile of shit.

Fair play to bimpy.

Still miss the great man, what he did for this club, what he brought to the game and most of all his passion. It must have been heartbreaking for him that in his final days we were getting relegated, I can only hope that wherever he is he saw us come back with a vengeance in the championship.

Does anyone know how to get hold of Bimpy? I'm gutted he's gone, one of the few I've never not seen eye to eye with. Big loss to the forum that

They still have another parachute payment of 7m due soon and a tribunal payment for Ince, I think the Oystons will do a runner with what's left when that money comes in. The supporters had a protest on our seafront this weekend, funny s***, but can't help but feel sorry for them. You living in Blackpool? Only just read this, sorry, yes unfortunately I am. The protest was on the aptly named "Comedy Carpet"

They still have another parachute payment of 7m due soon and a tribunal payment for Ince, I think the Oystons will do a runner with what's left when that money comes in. The supporters had a protest on our seafront this weekend, funny s***, but can't help but feel sorry for them. You living in Blackpool? Only just read this, sorry, yes unfortunately I am.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/5779415/Alan-Pardew-insists-Mike-Ashley-has-proven-critics-wrong.html Dread to think what's on there. Our media partner Firmly in the fat bastards pocket if they truly believe he's "splashed the cash" the only thing he knows how to splash is copious amounts of gravy on his cornflakes. Of course when the figures are quoted it won't be a matter of transfer fees, it'll be every penny each player will cost is over their entire contract.

I feel the same KI without the community on here I think I'd be paying much less interest, I'm holding you all at fault for my pain!

It's a sad state of affairs when we produce more passion in our hatred to Pards and Ashley than we do towards the football on display, such is the arena they have created.

I will as well of course, but it will be with a certain amount of detachment. In a way it will be good because win or lose will matter less. If we win great, if we lose Pardew loses double. But it's a crap way to watch the game without being fired up. I've got to a point where I'm just numb about it now, win/lose/draw usually just gets a shrug these days, project dissemination of expectation dampening and passion purging in full swing. That's just as sad as the football on display for me.

http://www.transfermarkt.com/pierre-emerick-aubameyang/leistungsdaten/spieler/58864/saison/2013 Looks like he had a dry spell after 15.feb. Maybe why Dortmund want rid?? What do you mean? You're allowed to change strikers when they stop scoring?!? Someone needs to tell someone about this!

I'll no doubt end up watching more than a few matches, not at the ground though, it's been a while since I've been with living so far away. But I won't be religiously following as I used to, just seeing that smug faced prick on the sidelines is enough to ruin a weekend, life's too short to allow him the pleasure of ruining those days... That's the intention. Once he's gone I'll take a closer interest but no doubt I will get dragged in like I do every season and start raging about his soundbites What can I say I'm a martyr to the cause.

That's what I thought, unreal that can get away with brazenly syphoning funds out of the club to the benefit of his other companies, meanwhile they haven't got a team to field less than 2 weeks before the start of the season! I'm not sure how they'll survive this, Oysten will be out soon once the last £11-12m the club is due drops.

http://link.brightcove.com/services/player/bcpid601325122001?bckey=AQ~~,AAAAAEabvr4~,Wtd2HT-p_Vh4qBcIZDrvZlvNCU8nxccG&bctid=3699524421001 Sorry if not allowed or Giggs, news report about goings on at Blackpool, if anyone's interested?

Those damned fans and owners who expect entertainment and goals. Damn them to hell. right way and wrong ways to do things what they are doing is entirely wrong. Either back him and let him get on with the job or sack him and find someone else who will better fit your stated goals. But firing him would be expensive so why not try and force him to resign by completely undermining and contradicting him? Actually agree with this, he's a dinosaur and has WHam obviously want to change their approach to how they play, if that's the case they should be looking for a manager who meets their style. Back him or sack him!

Seem to remember being called out as a 2 year old for making similar flippant remarks towards fat ash, in hindsight perhaps a little hypocritical?

I agree with most of that tbf. The one thing that will annoy though, is if we do shift MYM we'll end (could) up buying or loaning someone not as good, probably on the same money. Which makes it daft to loan or sell MYM in the first place. All our defenders have that problem though, it's just MYM isn't a Pard favourite and he can't get it out his head that he's somehow a RB? If/when we offload him I fully expect us to get another tall CB clogger which is a shame. Aye, we do need a clogger type though, prefer the term no nonsense myself But to play alongside MYM, not to replace him. This. We should be keeping MYM to replace Colo, he's on the decline, Colo and a commanding CB would work, with a view to MYM replacing him in the long term. Can see Pardew wanting 2 commanding CBs though, so long as they can jump and we can float a FK or corner to them. Fwiw I think MYM was brought in to replace Colo until he pulled a 180 and stayed and now he's surplus to requirements cuz Pards will never replace his captain.

I agree with most of that tbf. The one thing that will annoy though, is if we do shift MYM we'll end (could) up buying or loaning someone not as good, probably on the same money. Which makes it daft to loan or sell MYM in the first place. All our defenders have that problem though, it's just MYM isn't a Pard favourite and he can't get it out his head that he's somehow a RB? If/when we offload him I fully expect us to get another tall CB clogger which is a shame.

3 good games plus Spurs & 40 minutes against Liverpool. I'm loathe to include Spurs because they had about 30 shots, we were hardly water tight, but a clean sheet is a clean sheet I suppose. In truth, I don't think we've seen enough of him at centre half in the league to say for sure if he's any good or not, but we've seen plenty of the other three to suggest they aren't. When a team went more physical, as Everton did, he really struggled, and from the games you've listed they are teams who generally get the ball down and play. I can't see us buying anybody better than him so for that reason he's definitely worth giving another go. IIRC and its very possible that I don't recall correctly, didn't Spurs just do that thing they always did under AVB of having the ball for ages but not creating anything and then taking a long shot against us? Erm, no they utterly battered us and Tim Krul did his best Superman impressions from all ranges. Iirc Krul holds the record for most shots saved in a match at 14 in that game?

You're all going soft in here with this crepe, it's too hard to read any more my brains fried, omelette you carry on while I scramble for the off button. One more thing, you lot should stop Benedict to each other.

You've been on a bit of self congratulation day today Shades of Pardew "I'd like to praise the hard work done by me with getting my posts articulated well today, without me none of this would be possible" (just joshing with you Kaka )

Last shirt I bought was Virgin Puma, worn it half a dozen times and it's falling to pieces, they're fucking shit like! Still get good wear out of all my Adidas ones, got the purple one on ATM. Can't bring myself to buy a Puma shirt they're minging and the W**ga logo seals the deal for me.

Pardews ruined Gouffran's natural game and dropped HBA because he won't play residual right back, I fear for Cabella unless he has the stamina of a horse.