Mattoon

Just hope we can tie up the transfer of OG from Gillingham before 11pm Monday.

Us laughing at yooniyted is like laughing at an armless guy whilst pointing at him with your one stump. Tis glorious watching them fall from grace though

I agree, I accepted defeat a while ago. It's more a strange degree of amusement at how ridiculous it's got as opposed to a raging inferno of hate. Occasionally the old blood pressure goes up but generally I'm more relaxed about things. He just continues to make himself look like a c*** and eventually he'll get found out, eventually....... I began to type something similar, it's like the 5 stages you experience when you find out your going to die, welcome to acceptance guys! I've done the rage and hatred, but what's the point, it makes no difference. It's better to just take a step back and laugh at his ineptitude, it will bite him on the arse, it's just taking a lot longer than anyone anticipated. This season will be his last, he won't see it through barring a minor miracle, he's on a hiding to nothing.

Doesn't track back

That's us put our "effort" into the cups for this season, can't wait for the draw to see who gets to put us out. Maybe Ben Arfa will get a run out with the kids in the next round so he can take all the flack too.

Buying all these players for Pardew is like going out with Mila Kunis and making her wear a burka at all times.

We can't break down a wet cardboard box tbf It's f***ing really serious and needs to be sorted but it won't - not an ounce of creativity and nobody looking like putting the ball into the back of the net. Long, long season ahead and boring boring s*** to suit. It's not even funny now, really is a f***ing joke. No point in getting fucked off about it bud, it's not gonna change with this clown in charge, might as well laugh at the mangey cunt until he invariably gets fired

You know he's going to take pride in us breaking our duck winning and scoring when we win by an OG. The king is back mofos!

We can't break down a wet cardboard box tbf

"We was triffic" etc. We showed a lot of fret in the first half and made it count, but Gillingham is a good side and a lot of teams will struggle to get anything here this season, they will do well in the league and I wish them the best. For us it's back to basics, we have to prepare ourselves for Palace. They will be up for the fight and we have to be careful not to underestimate them because they is managerless.

It is puzzling, probably because he licks windows 23 hours a day. You have to lick a lot of windows/eat a lot of crayons to get that fat

Well he needs to improve on the 3 he got last season or else we're fooked. Still an improvement on Shola

I don't know what everyone's problem is with OG, he's likely our top scorer this season

Did any banners make it to the game?

Gutted I'm missing this, sounds like a riveting match, oh and the dulcet tones of Lowes is a real loss to my night with his insightful knowledge of the game. Gutted I tell you!

I'm pretty sure every team that play us has Pardews pressers as their team talk, if he can't boost their teams confidence and moral no one can.

One of those nitroglycerin ones?

If this cunt was on Mastermind he'd definitely pick casinos over football as his specialist subject, even though he's shit at both.

You must remove them with a tin opener. Like your fat footballer mate. stop this madness Leave him alone, he's obviously one of those chunks that hangs his pouch over his waistband.

Doesn't deserve another thread, however needs one so we have somewhere to vent, otherwise all the other threads will get taken over. Got no faith in this cretin getting a win tomorrow.

It's fucking rediculous that we won't spend any more money on what we need because we've spent our incoming transfer fees, meanwhile Fat Ashley is bathing in the Sky money. Can't wait to see the creative accountancy on that one.

Can't stand them, I am surrounded by them at work and they're crawling out of the woodwork again. I bet one lad at work they wouldn't win the league last season, now he's taken me on double or quits for this season, so I have extra incentive to see them fail! That and the scouse accent is like fucking nails down a blackboard.

Excellent work guys and I see you made the Chronic

Welcome back Santoon, great way to make a comeback! Glad you've sorted your shit out, good to have you back bud.