Mattoon

Great game so far, Real have been ruthless, thoroughly deserve this score line but I shudder to think of the second half theatrics and time wasting we're gonna have to endure now.

Close Podolski

This is more like it!

We got Eminem on the bench?

Arsenal are shit like, ffs pull yourselves together and score!

17 no, the time of the first goal, not how many they'll score.

The way he was swaggering down the tunnel man, f***ing horrible t***. walking like he's got a wide-on

4 minutes

I've never felt such hatred for someone I have never met/known in person, that's some effort by the smarmy prick.

I'm watching for the banners and for the morbid curiosity of how badly we'll get humped.

Anita Tiote Gosling Sissoko Gouffran Remy

For all you old ones out there "tonight Matthew.... I'm gonna be a gooner!"

That's not a resignation team sheet, it's a suicide note

He's run out of new excuses and lies to make, now he's just inventing new contexts to use words in! "Arsenal we're biscuit today, if it wasn't for the inauguration of the cork spanner I think we would have got a good flabbergasted today. Still we must go back to the training ground on Wednesday and depreciate the monkey and hopefully the home game against Cardiff should see a better neutron."

http://www.troll.me/images/grinning-emperor-palpatine/good-good-let-the-dark-side-flow-through-you.jpg

This is unreal, he still picks the teams and formations, makes the substitutes and does the half time team talk, what could he possibly do different from the touch line? Clueless fuckwits

What kind of manager believes he has no control over a result in a game? Tantamount to saying "yeah I know we're gonna get pummeled but so long as we do good football it's ok".

One player can hold a decent team together but one player doesn't make a team. He can't win it on his own even if he has the best game he's ever had in black and white! He can and he has. Only takes one moment like Spurs and a blinder from Krul again. It still required a few players to have a decent game, our lot are devoid of ideas, confidence and for most of them any desire to play for Pardew. Different circumstances, different game. We'll be well and truly trounced tonight.

This is just Pardew testing the waters for the player/coach role Ameobi will be offered at the end of the season.

One player can hold a decent team together but one player doesn't make a team. He can't win it on his own even if he has the best game he's ever had in black and white!

There's literally no chance we'll get anything from this, yes we have Debuchy and Remy back but we've got a midfield of cloggers and no creativity, again a perfect time to use the Cabaye excuse, even though fielding Marveax or Hatem could have got him something from the game. Remy will cast a lonely figure upfront while Ameobi trips over the ball trying to link up play.

He'll be massivley up for this game knowing he's got scouts watching him. He might even snatch and grab us 3 points Probably saving himself for the world cup. Can't see him performing against his potential future club. I can and I have no problem in him playing a blinder and scoring our only goal in an 8-1 thrashing. If he wants to go to Arsenal he needs to show them why he should.

Today he could get a full house on his own! Attom didn't help, Arsenal full strenff, 53 first teamers out injured, crowd made us nervy, not enuff fret, we was more energyless, too long between games (we was rusty), they was nervous cuz my quality was back on the touchline. ..

absolutely this. Have it so he's completely finished, drained and done with. Even the biggest ego has a breaking point, the sooner he finds his the better.

90 minutes of "Hatam Ben Arfa" guaranteed, that's gonna sting!