Mattoon

6 minutes is just extending Spain's agony tbf

Spain just look so toothless, they get forward well enough and it all goes to shit in the final third #Pardewed

So, Spain are a bit shit aren't they?

:lol:

That actually looks nowt like Bill Murray. looks like someone took a frying pan to a Madam Toussauds

The only good thing about the Colback signing is how vehemently pissed off the Mackems are. Let him rot in the reserves, job done.

Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesus. He's definitely escaped from somewhere like Thanks for that, just a quick question, how does one "unwatch" something?

Pelanty

Fat Le Tits fucked after 10 mins!

More entertaining than watching us, they was a bit energyless at the end of the half there though.

Le Tits are impressive.

Can believe I just used the word Legends in reference to Carragher and Phillips.

How many legends have they got on to ours?

Unlucky Sturridge!

An excellent player that quickly outgrew our inept club, can't blame him for wanting out, clearly if the clubs ambitions matched the supporters love for the club he'd have stayed for years. He clearly misses us but didn't want to stay at the club.

Him and Dyer had great potential, just never worked out for either of them due to differing circumstances. Jenas just couldn't handle any kind of pressure.

What f***ing pressure? None of our players have any pressure to perform... ... wait... sarcasm. Never mind. I'm so edgy to just snap at someone after hearing this news Just console yourself until you see the King sitting next to Ginge at the press conference, waxing lyrical about how he's watched JC (as he'll call him) over the years.......marvellous stuff. I want to cry. I can't wait for the nickname and soundbites about him, though, from the King. My life has suddenly felt lighter every weekend as I haven't read any of his post-match comments since the season ended. I truly hope he's a pundit for the World Cup so I can resume being angry all the f***ing time. Every time i see the King typed, i rage inside not just me then.

I repeat, we need numbers to bolster the squad depth, players who can do a job in a variety of positions. I want to see some good big name signings as well, but we need a lot of cover as the reserves we have are poor. You truly believe this is a Pards squad signing and not a first team signing?

I just can't believe the tide looks like it hasn't turned with a lot of our fans, sticking up for this signing and willing to give it all another chance next season. If this is the caliber of signing we have zero chance and it'll be another embarrassing season. Race to 40 points and then throw it away, if we can get to 40 that is! Completely fucked off with it all now. We live to exist.

Aye but can he be careful?

I see the Pardewed fans out in force on the Chron "why sign an average player no better than Gosling?" Pardewed fan: "who do you expect us to sign? Messi?? Ronaldo??" So now, not wanting average players that don't improve a team means we want the worlds best players and probably "do a Leeds" ffs

I love our front footed be careful's

This is my target... http://i.imgur.com/96r6qcO.png Why haven't you pulled the trigger yet Bimps?!? One job Bimpy.... One fucking job!

What's the odds he'll be gone by 2015? If we're really relegation threatened will he be gone this time or bought another lifeline? I need something to cling on to if I'm to stick with this emotional turmoil of a "football club".

I can imagine the club haggling with Ryanair over the cost of the flight "So that'll be economy class, hand luggage only, no in-flight meal and no headphones for the film sir? Oh one way only too?"