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'Performance' analyst. Done a cracking job here, clearly. Fucking welcome to him!

Stupid is as stupid does.

Commentator on 5live - 'cannot understand why they (the fans) are booing'. Fuck off.

If we continue to have dinosaurs like Carver working at the club, we'll never see the best of players like Ayoze and Sissoko, et.al. Go on Mike, bring in a fucking decent manager for a change.

That's the cunt! Couldn't put a name to him. Fuck them both.

Who's that next to him?

We could be good. Just think what we might have been able to achieve with all the players we've had since Pardew was here if he wasn't such a negative cunt.

Certainly expected. Carver is a fucking dinosaur. Of course he was going to pick Pardew's team, he knows nothing better

Don't want these two Neanderthals anywhere near my club. Shit coaches and sycophants who have been entirely complicit in the shit that's been served up on the pitch for the past couple of years. Fuck off.

Another top cunt right there.

Thing is, much like the Hughton scenario, if Carver stays until the end of the season and keeps us up, Ashley will keep him on. Easy option and cheap.

Good luck to Hughton. Good appointment for West Brom - I like Pulis' work ethic, but for some reason I find the bloke entirely objectionable.

Carver, like Pardew, is also a complete fucking idiot. Absolutely nothing about him at all. Were as good as finished if he gets the gig full time.

I really don't think Ashley can afford to wait until the end of the season tbh. Stone and Carver will see us scrapping with relegation fodder. Whoever it is has to be someone with fresh ideas. They need to clear out the clowns that have been 'coaching' the squad and overhaul training methods.

Aye. They're all cretins of the highest order.

Anyone seen how Beardsley sets up the U21s? Are they any good?

Colo as manager. Could you imagine. Wheres this come from anyhow?

Think he could work. Hopefully could sort out the damn defense. Ofc that was what AP tried to do and failed miserably No way. A pal of mine is a Brighton fan and couldn't have been any more damning of him. Said he didn't have clue.

With players returning from injury, and with a manager who plays the best of our players in their best positions, we've a decent enough squad to be challenging for 7/8th imo. Not to say we're short up front and at centre back, mind, but just saying with a positive manager we've far more to see from the likes of Cabella, Anita, Ayoze and even Sissoko.

Curbishley Fuck me, could you imagine. Alan fucking cunting Curbishley. Another one I hope fucking retires for good so fans don't shit their pants once they lose their manager.

Didn't Lawrie Sanchez just relegate a Greek team nobody has heard of to the Greek championship? Sounds right up our street tbh.

Oh, and please let's get rid of those utter fucking cretins we have as 'coaches'. Woodman and co are a complete embarrassment.

Whoever it is, let's have someone that isn't allowed to fuck off to London during the week please. Fucking ridiculous, that.

A great opportunity for Ashley to get rid imo. He just hasn't wanted to fork out compo. He can't have been completely oblivious to the results. Provides a much better pretext than him succumbing to pressure from fans and binning him off.