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Was just thinking that photo with Carver and his mates scoffing pies in the canteen is going to be relevant again soon. We'll have an updated version with Steve and his assistants soon! The football is going to be absolutely vile but the laughs we will have. Ah man. How fucking close is he standing there, btw. Would despise him off that alone if I knew nothing else. He’s watching to make sure he’s got enough doner on his mixed kebab feast

‘Extra chilli sauce for Mike please’

I’ve actually decided to follow Norwich, my local side, this year. Well run club by all accounts. Have decided too to that shifting allegiances doesn’t mean I have to sack off this place - which is actually the only thing keeping me interested in what was once NUFC anyway.

Great post. Couldn’t agree more - esp with regards to African football in 2019.

God bless you Rafa. You were the only man holding our club together. Thank you for all that you did.

We don't belong in this league Nope nothing about us even resembles a premier league club Looking at the way some of the lower league clubs are run, we don’t even belong in League 2. It’s amateur fucking stuff.

Fucking class from Corbyn. You would never get any other wank stain politicians from other parties giving the slightest fuck. For the many Jezza lad. Tory cunts may as well support Ashley. Greed over sharing. Spot on JC.

I don’t know why they don’t for David ‘free’ Moyes.

Has there been a more incompetent arsehole associate with Newcastle United?

A Gateshead/Blyth merger to form the ideal anti-SD United team.

That Lincoln manager would do a better job.

We need to make "Ashley FC" stick. Hopefully then people will stop supporting it That’s a fucking brilliant piece, that. Encapsulates my feelings in a nutshell

I actually think Arteta would’ve done a good job.

So painful to see this

Bobby thought he’d be a good fit 10+ years ago when we had those knackers Rhoder and Souness. The game has moved on pal, you fuckwit, and I think wor Bobby would’ve agreed.

Phwoar. Look at that squad man.

Stuart Pearce has had too many knocks to the head. Can barely string a sentence together yet his opinion on football matters is still coveted by the dogshit media.

Will miss absolutely trusting a manager on his signings and team selections. Expecting the same old names to be appearing on the team sheet week in and week out irrespective of who we sign.

Totally agree with the above. Ashley is thick as fucking mince if he thinks the club is going to be anywhere near worth the price ‘supposed’ buyers are willing to pay now once we’re in the lower half of the table come January.

Maybe that'll be when he bursts? It's got to be soon.

Absolutely. Hope the cunt knows how much he’s hated.

Absolutely spot on

A squad without any strikers. Aye ok

My most hated NUFC player since I’ve been a supporter

Already done TBH, just watching in morbid fascination now. Agree with both of these