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Turns 34 in December

Turned us down to go to Chelsea I think?

Remy Cabella offered absolutely fuck all whilst he was here, although not the worst I've seen.

I know...but he then ended up beating it and leading the line for Dortmund.

The hell has happened to Sebastian Haller? Currently playing for Leganes...

Hope you called him a licky lipped fuck

Flasher?

Still in great shape too, wor Al. Kudos

Remember Bacon cheeks leaving him out for Ciaran fucking Clark

Fucking hell, I forgot about Stephen Ireland

Their confidence must be at rock bottom after that tanking by Chelsea at home. A good time to play them for sure.

Speaking of cunts, that over-priced little racist at Chelsea has been banned from driving. Classy bloke.

He isn't half a cunt, like

Was eminently pleasing to see the fucking coward shit his pants every time the ball/one of our players went near him after this. Crowd rightly hounded him with every touch.

Shout out to Pards playing Bigi on the wing In a Uefa cup game

Really hope he can be as productive as he is on the RW as he is on the left. Will be needing him and Barnes on the field together if we're to push for Europe

Thank fuck, yes. Every time I've predicted a shite performance and a loss, we've gotten a result. 1-0 to them.

Genuinely can't understand what he's saying when he speaks

Alan fucking Smith, man. Just went around kicking people.

Got youth on his side too

Handbreak OFF

Mcatee will be the next Palmer if City let him go. Will be a really good player.

Never gets old. The fucking state, man.

Getting rid of Speed for this dud was gutting

The fucking size of Wayne Rooney these days, man.