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The QE2 is more mobile than Mitro tbf Sent from my Moto G (5) using Tapatalk

Remember him getting away with a red against us when he butted Debuchy Sent from my Moto G (5) using Tapatalk

I thought of this guy Sent from my Moto G (5) using Tapatalk

Bellamy spouts the same tripe in his autobiography. Cracking footballer when fit, but a complete tool Sent from my Moto G (4) using Tapatalk

Diame is clearly good enough to play #10 in the championship

Comedy Gold on Total Sport tonight. A Sunderland fan giving Marco abuse for his views that fans should not leave the ground early. He had a 2 minute rant about how Marco didn't use the word 'indictment' in the correct context.

http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20161031/33fe40faa3c51333f3137131fc565611.jpg Implied % chance of Newcastle getting automatic promotion as per Betfair odds.

Typical Ashley, always thinking of the prophets.... [emoji122] Well played Sir. Well played

Proper Rafa that. Deserved too because it was rank decision making by Perez. Sent from my Vodafone Smart ultra 6 using Tapatalk

Doumbia first touch more powerful than a Luuk de jong shot

Beauty of a finish

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When was the last time we had a routine home league win, by more than a 1 goal margin, with the game never really being in doubt?

Possibly the worst performance I have ever witnessed live from an NUFC team. Especially when the quality of the opposition is considered.

what? it's literally always been the strongest part of his game I've always thought his best attributes were keeping the ball moving, recycling possession and dropping deep to pick the ball up from the back. and how do you think he achieves all of these things? I think he means anonymous off the ball as in when the other team has the ball Yep. When we are in possession, his off the ball movement to make himself available has always been very good.

what? it's literally always been the strongest part of his game I've always thought his best attributes were keeping the ball moving, recycling possession and dropping deep to pick the ball up from the back.

Used to think he was anonymous off the ball but today he put controlled pressure on the opposition, whilst staying on his feet and not overly committing. Good performance.

Get in There isn't nearly enough bollock punching in professional sport. Good lad To me, it looks like a wasted opportunity to have punched one of the most punchable faces in world football. http://img.uefa.com/imgml/TP/players/14/2010/324x324/97690.jpg The sort of face that you'll find in the "vip section" of a low rent nightclub loudly telling people what it was like on being the 2nd one voted off in big brother 5 years ago. I seem to remember Toivonen having a cracking game against us in a friendly a few years back.... Although he might have just stood out because of his hair.

Are you referring to the time when he retained possession, drifted infield (waiting for movement from other players) and drew a foul in a dangerous position? The guy has major flaws and his decision making is rank but not sure this is the best example.

Awesome play Haidara

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Someone on twitter described our tactics as "parking the bus, but forgetting to apply the handbrake"

Going to play devils advocate here as my family own a property on Leazes Crescent. Nearly all residents avoid using the road at kick off or full time but on a few occasions it is unavoidable - e.g. when returning home from work at the same time as a weekday game. I try to avoid it at all costs because you get radgies kicking your car and hurling abuse to you. In fact, i think i remember someone calling me a mong at one point The council have said another reason they don't close the road is that it is a main access point to the A&E at the RVI.

I have never understood why they don't close Strawberry Place on matchdays or at least pre and post match for an hour. I think those barriers that were installed for the Olympics are still there. because residents live on Leazes terrace and Leazes crescent and need access to their homes

This please. I agree - no chance Pardew will play MYM over Taylor in a derby though.