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How can they float set penises to Willo when there's no Willo to float set penises too?

Sometimes you just have to be satisfied being the greatest nation on Earth.

Make Messi play American football.

Cheddar is a weird first name.

USMNT vs ATMNT

Uncle Sam's gonna slap that beard straight off his face.

I'm more than a little embarrassed I didn't catch the supa hot fire reference on the first read. Must do better.

? What's a fret? It's how Pardew says "threat". Also those metal wires embedded in the necks of guitars, banjos, etc. Also a verb meaning to worry.

It doesn't have a direct translation. But it will be something around "cismar". Which is a traditional portuguese word to overthinking. "Don't fret about getting an anal exam!" "Não cismes sobre fazer um exame anal!" By the way, stop talking brazillian portuguese. You're sentence should've been written like this: "Olá, como se diz "fret" em português?" Jotenko, first of all, he wants the Pardew fret I imagine. Secondly, Brazilian portuguese is the official portuguese of this forum. Can you please explain to me what's "Pardew fret"? He sometimes has sex with players' wives.

Assimilation - you're doing it right.

Throw chairs at it.

Before the one detailing your greenhouse larceny or after?

Ronaldo's such a little pussy.

"The Russian hooligans appear to be sponsored by Monster energy drink" Christ, we really are behind it after all.

But it is possible to get it while still being a dick whose competence is limited to that certain set of skills and who isn't terribly bright overall.

Gladly swap him out for somebody who gives at least half a fucking shit.

Pitbull is a national treasure.

Well, they'll definitely need ammonia to clean up after the rancid shit he serves up.

http://i.imgur.com/GSHiFcO.jpg

Celibate good times.

I'm still a bit gutted we never signed Tomi for the Ameobi trifecta.

Gonna leave us with a serious lack of depth at the disheveled drifter slot.

I think the question we all want to know the answer to is "How will this affect Sacramento Republic?"