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I keep looking lustily at the Chelsea members loyalty points scheme in the same way that I'd peek over the garden fence at next doors smoking hot wife when she's out on a summers day trimming her bush in a pair of tiny shorts

Aye, if it was Real Wokenonsense and Inter Yamam

Has anybody actually used any of the benefits apart from buying tickets for matches and getting early access to the Fender tickets ?

Like mange ridden starving street dogs begging for any scraps from random passers by and sniffing in the bins for anything edible Then when one of the dogs hears about some manky old leftovers they run to all the other dogs to tell them, the other dogs then convince themselves it’s a source of Michelin star quality meals prepared by the finest chefs And the dogs start salivating and discussing the delicious food for hours and hours in anticipation of a feast But then no food materialises and they’re back scrounging for scraps as usual and the cycle continues Or something like that

Catts for me like

They put the reserves out tonight like ?

Shame Bath couldn’t get the win in normal time

Telt yers didn’t I, it’s a recipe for disaster

hewman erra erra cempewter erra marra ?

What a load of old Kobelers

Whoa, whoa and thrice whoa. I wasn’t on about Grealish man, I was on about @nufc123 @Fak teed up a bit of multi post jokey bantz that was heading towards a climatic punchline but nufc123 let it fall flat on its arse Which just shows that an amateur will often stitch up a professional

Amy obviously doesn't do shrooms

Am I close ? If so I want option 3

He's a little slug.......a little slug with no personality

Grealish has cultivated the low sock, extremely hairy legs, tight shorts, bulging calves look. It's his personal aesthetic and he won't want to change it as it'll hit his image rights bunce Dibling is a young lad with his career ahead of him. He can cultivate a high sock aesthetic at NUFC and earn all the image rights bunce he wants, but at the correct sock length. Or he can piss off to some other team full of sartorial scoundrels who have no respect for decorum

Sir Edward of Howe would want Grealish to pull his socks up. Which I can't see Grealish agreeing to Everyone in our squad wears high socks. And I'm sure this is strict company policy. A low socker would ruin the aesthetic

But, but, but that baldy vlogger said he'd been told by the council that we were definitely moving Leazers Terrace onto the tennis courts If we're on about the Leazers Park new build idea where we stay at SJP until our new home is opened. Then it has to be 72,000, MINIMUM. 65,000 would be penny wise pound foolish.

Ah knaa that bit man. Where will the capacity be located was the info I was after. We on about the new build on Leazers Park ?

Can you explain the question in more detail for us dunces at the back ?

What I meant is that he didn't want us achieve any level of "success" on the pitch, the football team getting better and improving was of no consequence to him Which is an absolute travesty as the mission statement for a football club or any other sporting institution All he required was the absolute bare minimum to try and avoid relegation and that was the sum total of our existence He was never looking at how we could improve, he was always looking at how little he could get away with investing to avoid us becoming any worse

There are only four adjectives that can ever be applied to a defence: Solid or weak. Watertight or leaky Anything else is just hyperbole

The fat cunt wasn't just tight fisted, he actively pursued a strategy that prevented NUFC from being able to compete We were nothing more than a free billboard for his rancid shops, what happened on the pitch was of virtually no consequence to him

At least you'll get paid We got fuck all bunce when the fat cunt renamed our stadium and painted a logo on the Gallowgate roof that was so big you could see it from outer space