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Transfer window speculation

I’ve just successfully renewed after getting the email to say my renewal had failed Might be a coincidence but did anyone else then immediately get an email with a 20% discount code for Sven Adult Books ?

Mbuemo heading to the warm bosom of Eddie Howe and NUFC because he got the heebie jeebies after meeting Chemical Jim and the toxic squad at MUFC

I whinge like fuck on here about how shite the membership scheme is and then I've been secretly blocked from buying tickets on several occasions and also didn't win a single ballot last season Makes you think

I've had no confirmation that my membership has been renewed, or that money is pending at my bank, but I can log in and buy a ticket for the Atleti game. Does that mean I've got a free membership ?

Got no idea if mine's auto-renewed or not Had an email to say it would auto-renew, didn't switch off the auto-renew, no money gone out, can't see anything on my ticketing account to indicate whether I've renewed or not. As it stands right now I might not be a member. Or maybe I am. I feel like I'm trapped in renewal limbo. Help me, somebody, please help me.

Tickets available to all so you don't need to be a member to purchase, but members get priority to buy tickets from tmrw and the non-members have to wait till Friday God, I'm such a ticketing process dullard that I even bore myself

Sir Edward of Howe won’t have any cunt playing here who wears their socks low Was an immediate red flag for me

It does if they’re talking about @Froggy

Yep, supporter number and history would still exist you'd just no longer have a membership and the only legit way to get a ticket for a match would be if someone with an ST transfers their ticket to you You need a supporter number to have a membership, but you don't need a membership to have a supporter number

I don’t think that’s how it works Supporter number and ticket history will still exist even if you don’t auto-renew membership They don’t delete everything just because you opt out of making an automatic payment for something that is available to all And the auto-renew date isn’t a membership purchase deadline, memberships will probably be on sale all season again

Always keep in mind that the "links" are just lies posted on Twatter for clicks

I don’t get out of my scratcher in the morning unless Troy Deeney says he thinks it’s a good idea

Catts for me like

Luis Enrique looks like he’s on the crack

@Froggy xG stats needed asap

But he’ll have heard about our legendary Dulltras

That one fella with his back to the game probably thinks it’s weird that thousands of our fans face the pitch but do nowt but sit on their arses pissing and moaning about their own team

Not when someone writes on the toilet cubicle wall at Dontinos Nite-Spot that your nana & granda make amateur smut vids and sell them at the Corbridge Rugby Club car boot sale every Sunday and then it turns out to be true

Lads oh lads oh lads Why do you keep doing this to yourselves You’re transfer bullshit sadomasochists There’s more truth in gossip scrawled on toilet cubicle walls than the utter lies that get peddled on Twatter But you fall for it hook, line & sinker every time

For Froggy ? Aye, we are