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Actual CCTV footage of Nick Woltemade having a post match bath

They’re just professional liars tasked with getting online engagement from the gullible As long as people keep reacting they’ll keep posting lies. It’s how they earn their living

Wot no Shhhhhhhteve ?

You hate MDubz because of his comments about the loan move to Man Utd but you also want him to suck you off ? Two wrongs don’t make a right

I’d be happier if we spent £50m on gazpacho

Back at school I told the careers officer that I wanted to get a job at Jessops developing people’s holiday snaps, but only holiday snaps, nothing else She sent a letter home advising my parents to start monitoring my special interests and I did work experience in a fish processing factory

Yes I am. I used to work for one of the worlds leading camera manufacturers My point was taking any pics, 360 or otherwise, in an airport security area is a strange thing to do. There’s even signs up saying it’s not permitted

You’re the sort of person who only ever listens to Himalayan Nose Flute music aren’t you

Why on earth were you taking 360 camera pics of the post-security area ? That’s very weird, unless it’s to do with your job And if your job is being a drug lord moving weight across borders and you were scoping out potential customs weak spots, will you drop off 3 for 100 in Newcastle ?

Believing the journos is madness

Reprinted for 2025 with a new Foreward by Burnsie

Having the family section bordering the away fans has always struck me as absolutely mental The last thing I want if I’m taking my kid to the match is to be next to a load of green street wannabes who’ve come to Newcastle for the sesh and are seeking a pugilistic dance whilst off their lips on lager and low grade cocaine

Don’t know about any response to NUST But the message to the club is as simple as this - standing creates a better atmosphere, can we have more standing please. And if not, why not ?

I don’t doubt that he wants to increase revenue and milk the fans, but why does having seats make more money per fan than having safe standing ? The only downside I can see of increasing safe standing is that some season ticket holders will be pissed off if they don’t want to stand and they’re in an area that gets rails

Increasing the amount of safe standing is such an easy win for atmos creation and positive vibes I can’t think of a reason why the top brass would be against it, other than pissing off some season ticket holding limpets who would refuse to either stand or move

Saw a mag in an airport wearing a mag shirt so asked him why he was wearing a mag shirt and he said why are you asking are you a makem and I said yeah I’m a makem Typical of a mag to assume that if you ask them why they’re wearing a mag shirt then you must be a makem because they’re obsessed with makems marra Original Makem Material, you’re listening to The Catts, lock down your aerial

Targett’s actually on £975,000 a week

People can be frustrated that a player isn’t playing in his best position and therefore not playing great, without spending an entire game spewing vitriol from the stands towards someone who is clearly doing the best they can in the circumstances

This one’s for all the toxic cunts I sat next to in various seats 2 seasons ago who spent entire games slagging Dan Burn off like he was worse than the shite on their shoe, they can get to fuck the absolute helmets Fucking gerrrin Dan lad, some boy

I watched Trafford save 2 x pelanties in quick succession when it was Burnley vs The Makems and at that moment I knew it was our destiny to sign the kid and his saves were a "come and get me" plea

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