bobbydazzla

It’s Celtic that are the catholics ya dafty

My arse is twitching like a cyclops in a rain storm

At least it’s not dodgy, clear pelanty for me

YAAAAAAA DAAAAAAANNNNCA

Early 00’s Tony Hadley was the star turn at our works Christmas party, he was belting out the classics in a marquee behind the offices. I was right in front of the little stage next to Anne the MILF who was a Directors secretary. She was a 40 year old scorcher. Proper glamma thing, but quite reserved. She turned to me and screamed “I KNOW I’M MARRIED BUT I WANT TO FUCK TONY HADLEY TONIGHT” Tony would definitely have heard her. I never found out if she did though.

For anyone who thinks I just harp on about Villa not being lucky because I like to argue with stat nonces, here’s the article I read that explains why Villa play the game in a way that doesn’t fit the xG modelling, it’s not luck that has them defying their xG. To quote Opta: “Villa are laughing in the face of xG” https://theanalyst.com/articles/aston-villa-long-range-goals-xg-stats

The Football Gods just needed to see an away team going to a formidable ground and coming away with the win in a last day of the season title decider.

Hope the football gods in Scotland have been watching reruns of the Liverpool v Arsenal game on May 26th 1989

MON THE JAMBOS !!!

No. Whenever I think of Szoboszlai all I can think about is how disgustingly hairy his legs are. He’s got more body hair than a Mexican Wolf Boy. And it’s disgusting.

Months

I’ve said this plenty of times on here but a few months back I read a very detailed article about how the way you play and score goals contradicts the way the stat calculations think football is played and goals are scored. And the Villa tactics they outlined in the article are exactly how you beat us at our place.

Pipe down. It’s been ages since I last pointed out that the stat nonces knew fuck all.

The stat nonces have been saying you’re lucky all season Conclusion, the stat nonces know fuck all

Have a look at the league table though

According to knowledgeable people who post on here and also spend a lot of their time masturbating over football statistics it’s because they’re “lucky”.

Apparently Ryan Giggs is keeping himself fit for the World Cup anarl

It's feasible.

It's effectively age discrimination against young people saying only people with a season ticket can apply for away game tickets. Given season tickets haven't been on sale for 5 years. Anyone in their late teens or early 20's is locked out of away games unless an adult bought them a season ticket and took them to games pre-2021. And it's effectively age discrimination against young people allowing middle aged blokes to sit on away points they accumulated 20 year ago even if they no longer go away. The club's position is fucking ridiculous.

- Scouts are constantly scouring the globe looking at talent and building a longlist. - Suds is crunching the numbers on both our players and global leagues. - Manager tells DoF how he plans to set the team up, where he wants to strengthen, who he’s up for selling. - DoF briefs the scouts to focus more attention on the areas to strengthen. - Scouts review longlist and recommend some players to DoF based on areas to strengthen. - Suds crunches the stats on those specific players. - DoF tells the recruitment team to sound out agents and compile valuations for both outgoing and incomings. - DoF agrees budget for window with CEO / PIF. - Incoming and outgoing shortlist for window agreed. Manager gets to review shortlist and can only veto in extreme cases. - Approaches made by recruitment team to clubs and agents for both outgoings and incomings. - Some offers, some rejections, some negotiations, some acceptances. - Players sign. Players leave. - Sometimes have to act at short notice based on unexpected moves for our players and players being unexpectedly offered to us. - Result: GREAT SUCCESS !

Minge, binge and a whinge

What I’m saying is make it easier for the lads who would have gone on Swifty’s bus to get tickets, but they should be on their own tickets not having to rely on using 2nd hand ones from people farming out their tickets and sitting on hundreds of points but not going away. Makes me wonder how the kids next to you at Forest are getting tickets if they’re late teens. If they’re on their own tickets they must have had season tickets since they were 14 at the oldest and will have been taken to the match by parents probably. Decent chance their parents do nowt but piss and moan at the match, so monkey see monkey do.

This is exactly what I think. Youngins only being able to get away cos they go on Swifty's bus, or know someone who gets harvested tickets from someone who stopped going away years ago but still has loads of points might be effective for atmosphere, but it's both fundamentally flawed and unfair. Get more youngins into away games via legitimate means even if they don't have an ST. And also stop people hoarding points if they no longer go away. That'd be two things I'd immediately address.