bobbydazzla

Sory Is all that you can say Years gone by and still Words don't come easily Like Ibrahima or Bangoura But you can say Bangoura Bangoura, can you play on the right? Maybe if I told you the right wing Ooh, at the right time, you'd be mine

They turn the dial on their importance and size to suit their batshit mental narratives. The Maktracking usually goes like this: Start of game Club X only ever get a decent crowd in Stadium Y when Sunderland play there because we're a massive club and everyone wants to be there when we're in town and we're like a cup final to them and they want to see our world class generational talent End of game Look at all them pathetic Club X fans jumping about and celebrating in Stadium Y just because they've beaten little old Sunderland who were in League 1 a couple of seasons ago and most of our players are inexperienced young kids

Slightly off topic but is Liverpool’s shirt this season the worst design to have ever won the title since the Premier League was formed ? Nike created an abomination, the collar design stinks worse than a trout fillet taped to a radiator

BOOF EAT MY GOAL

Actual CCTV footage of me and my friend

When's the members ballot that'll give us the possibility of a chance to buy a new shirt once season ticket holders have bought all of theirs ? And how much will we have to pay for the privilege of entering the member shirt buying ballot ? Asking for a friend

Tonali, Isak and Bruno hate the shirt and have all been on the blower to their agents to demand a move before they have to suffer the embarrassment of wearing it in the Champions League

Replace “Howay The Lads” with “Gan Radge Neck Cowies” and I’m in

what in the name of Turkish beach resort market stall snides is that ?

You’ve not spent 90 mins in the Europeometer thread recently have you

Deeks at the Scottish Tourism Board here

Actual webcam footage of me every time I dare to take a peak in this thread

Is the ref on the glue bag or what Absolutely stonewall pelanty

Are we the most pessimistic fans in the whole entire world? Asking for a friend

Because Longstaff didn’t play

Exactly. That’s the spirit. No point going down your local nite spot and being annoyed that that the suave sexy blokes get all the hot chicks at the end of the night Instead, become a suave sexy bloke

I’ve got a 10% discount code that I’m happy to share

No xG, no party Thems the rules

That’s utterly meaningless without the xG stats You’ve brought a blade to a gunfight

The teams at the top are winning the most games when it matters, that’s why they’re at the top It’s not rocket science

I’m partial to a bag of glue too