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The gap between the depth, strength and cost of Man Utd & Chelsea squads vs Newcastle’s squad is huge The gap between the injury crisis at the 3 clubs was not huge This isn’t the hill you want to die on Froggy

Compare the strength in depth of the Man Utd, Chelsea and Newcastle squads, then compare how much each squad cost to assemble Then shut your cakehole

Seen a kid at Kings Cross earlier, must have been about 6 year old. Was in full Sad Makem Bastard kit. Shorts and shirt. The new minging Hummel ones. Asked the little SMB why he was getting on an LNER train to NEWCASTLE not the Grand Central to SUNDERLAND. Before the little cunt could answer I’d banged him out. Massive cheers from every Geordie watching out the window of the rattler as he lay spangled on the platform. I bent down and whispered into his lughole “who’s the North East Top Dog now kidda ?” Jumped on the rattler to ear bursting applause, feeling like Rocky Balboa and got bought cans of Stella all the way back to the toon. A lass even let me have her Greggs steak bake. The train guard came up to me at Grantham and said there was a spare seat in 1st class so I was getting upgraded for the rest of the journey. Kings Cross and the East Coast main line are officially black n white.

The one and only

One of the best leaders and defenders that I’ve seen play for us in my 30+ years of following this mental club Inspired calm, resilience and confidence in a side that was staring into a relegation abyss He’s up there with the best signings in our history

Don’t think that’s nowt to do with NUFC Its End n Adidas Spezial doing a colab launch beach party with Geoff Man Power from Battle Hill spinning vinyls

Anyone able to confirm if they sell this in the club shop ?

I’ve had a few global football hipster shirts off of Soccer 03 and always gone a size up Order to delivery takes about a month or so

People posting and believing bullshit transfer shite they see on Twatter has caused a chain reaction of excessive bedwetting / premature ejaculation on the forum Like most things in modern life, social media has polarised opinion into extremes The opinion of the sensible middle ground is drowned out by lunatics who believe Twatter is the true source of all they hate / love in the world

Hence the use of the past tense rather than the present Nowadays the baby Jesus won’t stop him from jumping into a sandpit in a Sunday

wonder if that's a bachelor pad

Rights he is, sleeps in Liverpool jarmies and has a tattoo of Jan Molby

If the Real Kevin Palmer, content provider for Sunday World has spoken, then cogito ergo sum, it shall happen. Goodbye sweet Anthony of Gordon, you could have been our new RWF, but alas, 'twas not to be. Parting is such sweet sorrow that I shall say goodnight till it be morrow

As well as the house being up for sale, there's some changes happening that would suggest that the family aren't planning to be in the North East for next season This is from a legit sauce, not some social media codswallop. But I have no insight into whether the changes are a result of personal issues, or a possible transfer

Picking up Jonathan Edwards so he can go to Paris and talk on telly with Clare Balding about how Jesus wouldn't let him do any hop skip or jumping on a Sunday

They've aligned the price with the average age of people in the stand. Nice touch by the club

If people weren't arsed about choosing a seat last season and were just pleased that the ballot gave them a seat somewhere in the ground, then it doesn't really matter when they log in during the 48hr period this season as they're not arsed about where they sit and will happily take whatever is available It's the people who care about where they sit who will be logging in at 10.01 to ensure they get the widest choice

Just have to try and log in as early as possible and hope there's some pairs left I imagine if you're into the seat selection screen within the first few hours of the 48hr window opening then there'll be pairs somewhere in the ground

I think the main difference vs 2022/23 queue is there's enough seats available to ensure every ballot winner who has access to the queue will get a seat But the later into the 48 hr window that you log in, the less choice of seat you have, obviously

Am sure being able to attend an exclusive Mags+ online Meet & Greet with Des Hamilton will help ease your pain

Just looked, the mosque is further up the west road and it’s a large Sikh temple next to the waste ground

Isn’t there a large Mosque in amongst them local neighbourhood properties Not sure PIF will sign off on Thompsons of Prudhoe smashing a wrecking ball through an Islamic religious site

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We’re doing a feasibility study on whether a plane can fly so high it leaves the atmosphere

Is right. What’s more appealing about Toronto than North Shields. Nowt. That’s what.