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Would need a label to sign it as I don’t think Heidi Curtis has a record deal yet She‘s managed by same team as Sam Fender and Ben Howard though

There’s a massive difference between starting the bidding low versus making ridiculous offers that are so pathetically derisory that there was absolutely no point in Brexit Jim plugging in the fax machine to send them

Froggy whenever we remind him that Brexit Jim is a tightarse cunt, most Man Utd fans have never been to Manchester, the Glaziers are actually good lads and the billion pound Man Utd squad is worth about tuppence:

Old fashioned transfer gossip printed in the footy section of a newspaper = the equivalent of a line in the pub bogs on a weekend Constant deluge of social media bullshit transfer gossip = sitting in dark room with the curtains drawn tooting Wesleys all day every day

Don't forget the massive waterfall. How many other clubs can offer a player free use of a massive waterfall as part of their sales pitch ? None. That's how many.

that's the kind of niche NUFC factoid category that makes me instantly go

Rimming Rishi’s hoop to get taxpayer funds that will allow Snide Dan to create The Kew Gardens of The North

Pope = nope

Can add him to the list of players we’ve had whose firstname and surname could both be firstnames

Might say in his contract that he’s not allowed to be in direct contact with any other premier league sides whilst on gardening leave from NUFC Wouldn’t matter if he was using Swan Vesta’s to light the pitch side pyro at Mollinuex, or trying to sell Harry Maguire to them, the daft cunt shouldn’t be there if his contract says he’d be in breach by visiting Wolves in any capacity And we now all know that Dan’s not the sharpest tool in the shed Fucking divvy doesn’t even know how to use BCC

Can't align loyalty points with attendance, when attendance is based on either a lucky dip ballot, or your capability to F5 for hours on end Actually, fuck it, loyalty points should be based on how many hours you spend F5ing. Jobsagoodun.

I also think those priority schemes are shite too

“Shola’s Cycling Proficiency School” sponsored by Golden Delicious

Other concerts at SJP probably Fender will be back on tour for 3rd album but probably not playing SJP And I don’t see why NUFC fans should get priority on any SJP gig tickets. It’s music not football If DJ Otzi was headlining the Stadium of Light I’d be very pissed off if Massive Lads Fans got priority on tickets ahead of me

there should definitely be a way in which an international member can secure tickets for a couple of games per season a few months before the game takes place so they can book travel, accommodation and plan the trip to the city well in advance of the game In principle it’s similar to how they’ll happily sell hospitality tickets months in advance (at daft prices obvz)

honestly, I’m not intending to offend. I have more respect for someone like yourself than the sizeable section of entitled season ticket holders who go to every game just to piss and moan and scream abuse at our players But I just don’t think a domestic membership scheme should be tailored to suit an international audience I’d be 100% in favour of an international scheme that made it easier for someone like yourself to get tickets on the occasions when you’re able to be here. You deserve it for the effort you’re willing to put in to attend a game

that was the match atmosphere workshop and some absolute doylem suggested zorbing on pitch at half time

This cunt not accidentally sliced through the electricity cord on his Flymo yet

Problem in 22/23 was that the club didn’t communicate that they were closing the membership scheme, it just happened out of the blue If they say we’ll sell unlimited memberships but you can only buy one in July & Aug cos after that it’s closed, that’s a different kettle of fish And absolutely no offence intended, but I don’t think the club should base their membership scheme decisions on international supporters who may be able to travel over and attend a game or two per season If there’s high demand from overseas then give them their own scheme, separate from people who can get to plenty of games. But it’d need to be policed to stop touts

Musn’t help Sean (or any other player who’s putting in an honest shift) that a sizeable amount of idiots in the ground have an agenda to call them worse than shite as soon as the ref blows for kick off. Last season I sat in front row of Leazers and the bloke next to me did nowt but shout abuse at Sean all game. What’s the fucking point man.

My nanna used to say she babysat the drummer of The Animals when he was a bairn But she was also a notorious bullshitter so who knows She was adamant one of my relatives discovered the North Pole, which was utter bollocks

Seems like the accusations were from one woman and were false So unless we hear otherwise, you’re fine to continue to backcomb your hair and mope around your black walled bedroom listening to Kiss Me Kiss Me Kiss Me

He’s a QPR fan innit, but maybe we’re his 2nd team and he has inbetween days

I thought Targett was good on loan, a solid full back who did his job well. Since signing it’s the injuries that have scuppered him, not his ability And we’ve been so unlucky with injuries that I don’t think we can include that in our assessment of our signings. We haven’t taken risks signing someone with an injury history that looks like Wilson’s for example Tonali situation was unprecedented, based on how it played out I don’t think it can be held against the transfer team as a poor player assessment, but am sure that they’ll have learnt to dig even deeper into a players personal situations when sussing out potential targets Agree that no club will get all their signings right but if most are right that’s great success