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I think that’s doing a disservice to the table tennis skills of morons

Premier League drafting new rules right now that say any team who gets beat in a 2025 Europa League final and also finishes outside the European places in the league is given a £500m parachute payment

Don't go chasing waterfalls, Please stick to the 343 formation you're used to, I know that you're gonna have it your way or nothing at all, But I think you're getting the sack

Ref and Lino’s going onto pitch for 2nd half

Fucksake man. This is like watching a couple of tramps scrapping over a half empty bottle of Frosty Jacks

This was found on the door of Owen Hargreaves' locker in 2008

‘If all men were to bring their miseries together in one place, most would be glad to take each his own home again rather than take a portion out of the common stock’ It's saying the grass isn't always greener on the other side. Don't see your neighbour and think, 'He's got a better car. A more attractive wife. We all wake up and go, 'Oh, I ache I'm not 18 anymore' I'm 39 I'm in my 30s. But so what? At least I've got my health. If you've got one leg, at least you haven't got two legs missing. If you have lost both legs and both arms, just go, 'At least I'm not dead!' I'd rather be dead in that situation, to be honest. I'm not saying people like that should be put down. I'm saying that in my life, I'd rather not live without arms and legs because I'm just getting into yoga, for one thing

Only if we let the lunatics take over the asylum I'm on a pure buzz for Sunday In 2021 I couldn't stand the sight of the hollowed out shell of what used to be my football club In early 2022 we were staring down the barrel of relegation Now it's 2025 we have a trophy in the bag, Europe in the bag and a very strong chance of ending the season with our second CL qualification in 3 years And I'll be there. Making a racket. With a positive attitude. Doing my little bit to give the lads the backing they need to get the job done

Lads and lasses, if you can’t deal with the so called “jeopardy” that comes with being a successful competitive side, then you really should get some proper counselling for NUFC PTSD so you can start to enjoy life again We’ve won a cup, we’re in pole position to qualify for the CL and yet there’s people on here acting like the Sword of Damocles is hanging over our heads If you can’t feel positive about our current situation then you’ve definitely got some serious issues with anxiety, perspective and catastrophic thinking Enjoy it man. Stop fretting. The sky isn’t falling in. What will be, will be

Expect a platoon of xG nonces to storm into the thread armed with stat bazookas ready to blow your vague observations into smithereens

Pot Noodle and a wank

Plot twist. I really like spreadsheets, use them every day Just never as a comfort blanket ahead of a football match

Why’s everyone obsessing and pontificating about what other teams might do We win. We get CL. End of Must have a pretty warped mind to think we’re not in with a very good chance of beating Everton at home Stop the self-flagellation. Put the spreadsheets, tarot cards, crystal balls and tea leaves away Enjoy your week, be ready to gan radge on Sunday

Have just bought a fuckload of shares in the company that make Tena pads

This is exactly what VAR was created for 10 mins of analysing a micro-offside to then confirm there was nowt wrong I’m all for it

I’ve been thinking about Cindy Beale all week We’ve got the ability and mentality to beat Everton at our place in a potentially “must win” game No point stressing, we should be confident but not complacent

Can every Poundshop Nostradamus with a half empty glass just chill the fuck out What will be, will be Stop shitting yourselves man

We’ll be a tough game for them