jack j

I’d imagine he’s dropped a massive clanger and asked his source if the Sky story is true, to which they have said yes (meaning a bid made) and he’s incorrectly presumed that the source was verifying the full story, including the price. Probably not even got a source to ask, he’s just on the twitter bandwagon and thought he better post summit from the under 23 game so people think he’s in the loop. Backfired this time though, jokers

Best thing is Ryder saying the club sources said it’s true, obviously lying out his front teeth and he knows nowt as per

Pahahahahh You ok lad? He's either a mackem or f***ed in the head mate, ignore him. He is a Mackem supports newcastle though

Think the thread title needs changed

I don't have Aston Villa fans and Tony Xia on here to interact with. How’s frank

t_c16 coming across very differently to his twitter alter ego

Lives in the Middle East, mates with the skunkers journo, same source as paully etc.

Who are you on skunkers btw? Nobbys uncle

Haha

We are going to press with it tonight... keep toot on thenational.ae website for the jist. How it worked out is better than you think, get your tissues ready

Nope, he’s a journalist who now lives in the middle east

Of course he f***ing is Just boring.. Nah he’s not like, he will know something Jesus christ man don't be so gullible. The bloke of skunkers is 100% a journo and he’s also pals with Paully, he’s not gonna stitch him up is he

Of course he f***ing is Just boring.. Nah he’s not like, he will know something Edit the bloke off dkunkers not Clements on Twitter Although Clements is on skunkers

Tbf the bloke on skunkers is a journo (I know most of them talk shite) but he has no reason to go on there and do so especially considering he knows the likes of paully

Get yourselves joined up to skunkers, this is where it has came from, the bloke who posted it is a journalist, who now lives in the Middle East, if said before apologies

It's a wind up. He's an arsehole. He's a canny lad actually, just loves a good wind up. He does actually know the same source in the Gulf, so he's not totally bullshitting this time. Well f*** a duck! All through skunkers

Haha biggest wum on Twitter, it’s defo off now

f*** knas what the original song is. Probably some nursery rhyme like most songs Was Liverpools Torres song originally wasnt it? Man united when Jonny goes marching down the wing o Shea o Shea etc etc

Is this anything we didn’t know? Hardly imminent is it?

I set that one up, so easy it has made me cross.

Probably something Sissoko related

Is this lad expected to be a nailed on starter or another Jesus

As my last team prediction was shite i will go for.... Krul Janmaat Williamson Taylor Dummett Obertan Anita Colback Sissoko Gouffran Cisse In reality it better be!!!!!!! Krul Janmaat Mbemba New CB Haidara Sissoko Anita Wijnaldum De Jong Perez/Aarons Mitrovic

Todays team is Krul Janmaat Taylor Mbemba Haidara Sissoko Anita Aarons De Jong Wijnaldum Mitrovic

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