McCormick

Ah man. Close again.

Softcock ref.

Strong bench too. edit: Strong-ish

Love the optimism but I’d rip your hand off if offered 5th right now.

Think I speak for all of us when I say you lads and lasses always do the club proud. Fantastic work!

Super detailed scout report on the lad here: https://petermnly.substack.com/p/antonito-cordero-scout-report?utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web

I hate this take . While I’m not overly enamoured with wacky designs you can’t just have the same simple kit every season. So boring.

Hey, it’s been working so I’ll say it again *clears throat* Please, please don’t fuck this up, lads.

Wor flags @Heron (is it Heron? sorry if not) would be lovely to have an Eddie tribute

Terrible news but was silently fearing the worst when he got admitted. We’ll miss his presence and his tactical nous for the run-in, would be agony for him and us if this meant us missing out on CL.

Ayoze Perez regen.

The fact that he can play multiple positions is a Howe wet dream. Being in Europe means we need to use our relatively limited transfer budget to either buy 4-5 cheaper punts or go for 2-3 proven and versatile options. I’d prefer the latter.

Sorry to engage in, most probably, bullshit rumour-mongering but what is this about further gambling allegations? Heard it from some wank podcaster in my post-match content binge…

We roll over teams that aren’t physical. Amazing stuff.

Feel for Isak he’s making a lot of good runs but everyone’s shooting

Love it

Weird subbing Garnacho off for them. Looks like they have no pace on the counter now. Keep it up and we can’t get a 4th here.

Barnes wants to get in on the Newcastle-England action.

Trying to keep themselves in a job. Let var get those, man.

Amazing!

Fuck yesssss

Ffs. Of course.

Yessss!

No Gordon…

You know why