McCormick

(Deco to CHelsea) And who can ever forget KaKa's "Omg I'm going to be sick!" outburst when we were linked with Ronaldinho from Barcelona when Ashley first came in. Yeah, but Deco has been terrible this season (probaly the main cause of Chelsea's problems really), and Roma are occuoying a similar poisition in the Serie A table to us in the Premiership table. Yeah they really are struggling... mercy

Spurs?

No words

Bayern has offered him a new contract and he will surely sign it! He's their captain so why should he leave them? Where you from mate?

Predictable

Capello's obviously been listening to some Gejon propaganda.

This is doing the rounds here in the gulf aswell, so now we're being branded as an islamophobic/xenophobic/racist (pick whichever one you think fits) football club. So cheers for tarnishing our name lads. 'Mido is a shoe-bomber' LOLOLOLOLOL hysterical.

Why's that? Because their fans have been through hell and back over the past fifteen years, yet the support has always been great. Ever had the dubious pleasure of a trip to Maine Road? Did you witness the way they went on when they came up for the Keegan-return-cup-game? Believe me, those twats deserve nothing but the usual ridicule that has usually landed on their doorstep. This. Fuck citeh

Life is beautiful again.

That website is cringeworthy, Jesus wept man, someone get these women a violin.

'Jonas defends himself from a Barton cigar-rampage'

Gutting.

Ridiculous question...

Love that quote (as you can see ) Great idea actually.. Can't say anything about him that hasn't already been said. Love the bloke.

Not having a go, but why?

Wow, just wow

Whats that game? PM Nixon for more info. Is that where Nixon goes round dressed up as a ghost putting the willies up old people or when he goes round gay night clubs trying to put his willie in a man? Combine the two- magic.

Honourary mention to Frank "i just won ze world cup awhawhaw" Lebouf. Onion-munching tosser

The neville brothers Gary: for his homo moustache that looks like a dirty sanchez smear and not to mention his fucking about raising his arms at linesmen while bending down as if he's taking a theatrical shit... when it's clear as fucking day that he's the cock playing the striker onside. Phil: shit footballer with a face like a broken urinal.

Born in Darlington, spent a few years living in newcastle as a kid (dad still has his house up here actually), lived in saudi arabia for most of my life, went to uni in london (UCL). Now spend half of my time working in various regions of the gulf and the other half in Newcastle.

probably he just finds you annoying.. like everybody else

Not nearly as optimistic as you lot. I suspect we'll lose but put in a worthy enough performance.

plenty of buyers wanting a prem club,this could actually work out none to bad for them. Was just thinking that...

spurs still losing?

Nearly. After beating the 10th man he stood on the ball, wappd out his I-Phone and MSN'd Jamie and his hos. His celebration was absolutely amazing Who would of thought he would take out his love truncheon and give the poor keeper a lil slap. Ahh! That explains his booking! You must've left early you bombaclart... It wasn't a yellow card that the ref brandished, 'twas a banana. Dutty then screamed ''BANANA TYYYMMM!11!!" and about 2,000 bitches and ho's stormed the pitch in what has gone down in history as the first naked mud-wrestling pitch invasion.