McCormick

No chance, all the tip-top teams want this lad

I'm intrigued, how about goals in the first half? Guess. 73.31 %

I'm intrigued, how about goals in the first half?

oh i was referring to the person who masterminded the thread ...and keef then Fucking right. Did you know that since we were promoted to the Premier League, 54.8% of our league goals have come in the second half? Wow.. all this time i was thinking it was 54.6 % Thanks keef for opening my eyes

9 of 10 people say that out of 10 people 1 person wil always disagree with the other 9 another useful stat

oh i was referring to the person who masterminded the thread ...and keef then

I think people are getting a bit hysterical Since you like stats so much: 18 points in 12 games translates to about 58 points in 38 games Not exactly relegation fodder

Alladyce is the new Jol, with the stupid press sowing the seeds of doubt after a couple of weak performances. Give him time etc.. how many times should people have to say this? Of course i'd trust him with the cash, look who he brought in with bolton.

He spent £10 million on a new "top of the range" training facility which turned out to be a squash court that had been painted. That platinum paint is pretty sweet-looking though. You can't fault the man- he has style

Didn't shepherd invest 10 mil on the youth system? Newcastle hould be a prime location for young talent, i don't understand why our youth team is so subpar. Taylor is a good one, not the best we've ever had mind

What's your address Harry? i'm sending you some anthrax

dripping with awesomeness

I like him, but by god he's a slow'un.. Can't you work on that in training?

Good (allbeit extremely long) post as always coach

Wow...

Headline: 4GASM AT WHITE HART LANE Juande shows what the champons league is missing out on

Headline: Ramos: champions league next year! juande leads the charge as spurs look set to topple the big 4

If he keeps sitting in the crowd you never know, i mean the absolute drivvel that comes out of some of these people's mouths when we're losing is unfathomable at times.. 1 goal down and its like "big sam ya fucking wanker" "new regime, same crock of shit" "Fat sam you know-nothing cunt!"

When hes on the pitch he thinks he's automatically the set piece specialist, despite the fact that he couldn't hit a donkey's arse with a frying pan. Other than his woeful set piece play i'd say he's solid, and a much better passer of the ball than butt.

Duff's finished. Bit like Benitez? oOoooooooo

My heart sinks everytime i see solano playing for such a scummy team.. We need a nobby-type player in our ranks now, his passes are immaculate and his play from set pieces is sorely missed. One of the most underrated players i've come to witness (not on here obviously but overall).

A pathetic and desperate attempt by a lonely man looking for love from the fans. I for one am not falling it... Its an absolute disgrace.

That name has corrupted you ridz