McCormick

Two tears? I’ll be wailing like a Greek lady at a funeral.

Bud, If he was going for 50m there’d be a queue like a McDonald’s in Soviet Russia.

Barella . Never gonna happen but, man… imagine!

Weird to say but 50m would be an absolute steal. Can’t see this happening but holy fuck if it did!

Bit of Bundesliga tax and bit of mental health issues from what I recall. Still has bags of talent but -as harsh as this sounds- he’s not got that “bite” that truly elite players have.

Yeah, sorry. Not Maddison, obviously

I’d be surprised if Rangers or Celtic don’t go in for him.

The last time I had the misfortune of being around Pickford he was in public acting like a stroppy pillock with his entourage. That was a few years ago tbf, might have matured since.

meat turrets.

Yes. In all seriousness, who else are they in for? Haven’t been keeping track.

Why so miserable, man? It’s a football shirt. If you don’t want to eat into your bespoke fedora budget then that’s on you. No need to scoff at fans wanting to don the colours; some of them were queuing up for their kids too.

Hooban Neves would be a great signing. Unfortunately he’ll be twerking for Barca until his contract ends and they can actually afford him.

Cool loan on paper but I doubt he gets much game time. I’m sure Feyenoord have their own youth prospects that they’d give preference to over some kid on loan they have little chance of buying.

Loads of journos still speculating that he still prefers a move to Spurs. Hopefully we can wrap this up soon; would such an amazing signing.

Looks like a beast on YouTube. Can play as a 6 presumably? I’m in. Read (just now) that he was linked to Dortmund as a potential Bellingham replacement. Double in.

Now we believe Edwards?

Tbf we’re the team Ffp is there to control.

ah well, nvm then. Not paid much attention but I always thought he was all right.

I’d take him on free for sure if it frees up the budget to go bigger on another cm. Very solid and can play back-up to Bruno and Schar.

I think they can also see that we’re in the mix for a very similar player in Dominic. Should we decide to not go for Maddison, then it’s just leaves Levy’s Spurs free to batter them with lowball offers until they have to accept one at the end of the window.

Neither were Barca before Pep.

Technically he’s pretty decent. Heart of a pea though.

I’d love Feyenoord, Porto and Lazio. Decent trips and a group we could reasonably expect to win.

Nice problem to have tbh

If they get him back to how good he was just 18 months ago then they’ll have a very, very good player there.