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Peter Ramage

serves him right for leaving. I wish nothing but bad things upon anyone who dares leave the club.

apparently he preferred David Tennant's Doctor.

get over it homo.

is he playing better this season than he did in 06/07, when he pretty much single-handedly kept City up?

someone who looked a lot like Shaun Wright Phillips walking through Eldon Square yesterday evening, looking confused. May have been a lost child.

is he the guy who sounds a bit like Bez?

It is annoying cos we should have won it but most of us would have been happy with a draw before the game. A point closer to safety!

Magpie taking the piss

damn, it's Guthrie.

wonder if he'll bring Reo-Coker back, the fans would love that!

she's overrated imo, can't believe she went out with George Clooney for 5 years.

he's basically just an older Leon Best.

Linus Hallenius sounds like a quidditch player.

that's what I imagine the fight between Carroll and N'zogbia was like, helluva height difference.

Yeah but I'd rather Newcastle had a game on a weekend than not, otherwise I dont know what to do with myself. have a wank?

he gets pretty good on FM.

I loaned Edmundsson when I was Gateshead on FM. He averaged about 2 goals a game.

TARGET-MAN soccer: an attacking player to whom high crosses and centres are played, especially a tall forward. John Utaka's 5 ft 10.

Nile Ranger is the N-Dubz of the football world. He's almost a parody, I wouldn't be surprised if he turns out to be an actor playing the role of a cocky, crap young footballer.

"he (Carroll) can't wait to get out there and play alongside Leon Best."

are MOTD going to show our game at all?

Blackburn - Liverpool should quite obviously have been on MOTD first. Could be very significant in deciding Hodgson's future.

looked pretty impressive when he came on, just think how good he'll be when he hits puberty!