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Think you just shut the door on best foreigner, tbh.

Hey, we enjoyed the Iceland GIFS that time!

Just realised the The North East is quite the hot bed for Trinidadian football talent.

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£1BN

Iniesta has signed a lifetime contract with Barcelona - never heard of a lifetime contract before. One of my favourite players of all time - a Barcelona legend.

That's him playing on Sunday.

Neil Ruddock.

Thanks, you'd expect Jamal to break that if he sticks around.

Who is Newcastle's record goalscoring defender?

Everything is opposite land.

Drink driving.

All blame lies with Ashley, not his minions.

He's falling for it.

We get offered £20m, he's gone, no matter if a replacement is lined up or not. We'd have to recall Armstrong

Ashley has entered the Yao Ming phase of his tenure. Just waiting for him to start playing Country music and pulling off his mask to reveal James Dolan.

Closed for business then. Until the bidding hots up... if it gets close to £20m by 5pm, he'll be away. Deja Vu to Andy Carroll day. Exactly, everyone has his price and if it means getting relegated, so be it! So fucking proud of Ashley being a brilliant businessman.

New name mentioned on Twitter, Sergio Barrejos, says he's on a flight to Newcastle from Amsterdam.

Krul wouldn't play a single minute anyway. Yes but the shite we've been peddled all summer is we need to sell/loan one GK out to buy another one.

If it means us getting in anoth... This will happen and we won't replace.

I have de ja vu We will sign no one