Fenham Mag

Joint record in the prem with Shearer and Cole now.

Defoe is shit hot atm . Cant believe Heskey is in front of him for England.

James Hayter scored a hat-trick in 140 seconds a few years ago for Doncaster.

Defoe Hat-trick in 9 minutes

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http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/ThierryHenry?ref=ts I've became a fan .

I love you Shola, go get them kid.

He's still fooking got it: http://www.goal.com/en-india/news/140/world-cup-2010/2009/11/13/1622548/france-legend-zinedine-zidane-bangs-a-stunner-in-charity We should put a sneeky bid for him to come out retirement. He Would tear the championship several new arseholes. Link contains video of the goal.

Were you talking to him outside the bogs? Nah my mates were though. Then I saw him a bit further along as the bouncer was kicking off and he was chatting to my pal about the barbers they all go too. Ah right i saw a few lads talking to him and he seemed canny and actually talking to them back.

Were you talking to him outside the bogs?

Aye, i saw Simpson. Danny Guthrie in the bogs too.

Saving him for Preston.

Absolutely amazing price here for Enrique to be Newcastle player of the Year. http://www.paddypower.com/football/football-specials/newcastle-specials?ev_oc_grp_ids=111224 25/1

Hughton confirmed he is been on trial in the chronicle .

How did Colocinni play ?

Cant see anything but a French win here.

Carroll has been a beast for the under 21's

He'll become important sometime this season.

her names tess, my cousin was banging her, she's a fruitcake. POIDH

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RIP

Steve Harper

Only 25 , great shame. Was class on his day.

Dirk Kuyt

More Recently, on saturday the steward who was meant to confiscate the beach ball in leazes corner and instead beat it back into the crowd. No doubt he got a bollocking from the senior stewards. Overall , a guy with his false leg in the air at Villa away and a few people running onto the pitch at Darlo pre season when Shola scored after singing "if Shola scores were on the pitch" .