Pilko

Ballon d'Or winner if he gets a third goal.

Fucks sake. Although, there's more chance of Nixon scoring than Boro at the moment, so I wouldn't worry too much.

:lol: Top work Liam O.

He would. He's that stubborn. By the way, get your status to online, you wuss.

NE5 would sooner see the club go bust and cease to exist than admit he's talking a load of bollocks. madras better not take that lying down, it's not the way I was brought up to deal with things.

He wants to go to the local Slimming World meeting before he goes to anything like that.

I've just worked out Dave's gameplan. He's been copying his avatar to try and learn a unique brand of stepover.

"Given would have saved that" fuck off.

Whatever happened to the advice on page 28/29? Eh? How do you mean?

Ah, excellent. Hope Gateshead can do it.

I reckon someone should find a bar that's doing karaoke afterwards, how hilarious that would be.

Good news.

Name dropper. But I've known Marvid since we were kids. :-[ You and Mirelurk are out on the town every weekend apparently.

Name dropper.

Gibbs getting raped.

I'll ask his auntie tomorrow at work.

There isn't really that much difference between us and them.

And we have Xisco.

San Jose scores. 1-0. Was from a corner, shocking marking.

That was directed at me, wasn't it.

Kinnear will most likely come back so he can "hang his hat" off Kevin Nolan.

correct.

To be fair Dave, I didn't know anyone from the red team last time, unless spending 15 minutes chatting to Venkman in the car counts.

I think we're more ridiculed than hated to be honest. Most fans of other clubs hate Liverpool, Chelsea and Tottenham way more.