Watching Pattison play in that pre-season game against Hull (esentially Geremi, Zog, Harper and Martins plus loads of academy and reserve players) was one of the most frustrating moments of my life.
He would win the ball, then give it away. Or attempt a Hollywood ball that would go into the stands.
Troisi, Carroll, Edgar and similar had average games but might as well have been World Players of the Year compared to Fat Party.
Plus, I remember Faye cleverly headed the ball back across goal for Bramble to volley us into the Intertwobob Cup, so I voted for Pattison.