Pilko

Bald tit who looks like a child molester / ridiculed when he pretended his son said Womanchester

Aye, nudge back 6 months, no dramas. What a fucking piss take.

When asked about his absence, Bruce told reporters: "Jonjo hurt himself before pre-season doing running on his own." - Can be dangerous that running malarkey. Must be why Jonjo barely ever does any on a matchday.

Ridiculous decision yet completely unsurprising.

"Is this the event I'm looking for?"

Ayoze for £1.5m was a great pick up.

Thauvin. £14m to watch him batter Northampton Town and bugger all else.

I can remember some old fella from Maryport who used to read out religious poems he'd written, he'd go on and on for ten minutes without stopping and then you'd hear the terrible words "that was the first one"

Any mention of the Ginger Benwell Prince and this has to get an airing

Incredibly shan on Hughes that comparison, he was a competent, consistent PL defender for basically his entire career.

I think Varane would be a really big mistake if Man U get him, don't see him being the right sort of defender to play alongside Maguire.

Agree, I'm fucking furious with him. He's being lumped in with Saka as "a young lad who stepped up for his country and we should be proud of him" all over social media which tbh is ridiculous. He's taken loads of pressure pens in his career before in big games and smashed them in, so why the fuck piss around with a stupid smartarse stutter run up in your country's first final in 55 years? Dickhead. Watching his last minute pen against PSG in the Champions League a few years ago and then watching that shit show last night makes me really angry.

Not sure if it's just me btw but I think Mount's been a passenger for most of the tournament. Not having Foden to hook him after an hour hurt us tonight.

Theatre director has a swipe at football fans. I for one am fucking shocked.

Understand Southgate claiming responsibility for choosing the pen takers (don't believe that for one minute btw) - Sterling, Stones and media darling Grealish should be ashamed sending Saka up as 5th kicker, least experience, after a poor game. If you'd offered me it I'd have had ten grand on him missing that pen.

If you think that's right then you're thick as fuck.

Ref didn't give us the steam off his piss all night either. Some ridiculous "advantages" given to us when the free kick was preferable and couldn't get the whistle in his mouth fast enough when we fouled them.

Sterling and Grealish should never play for England again, sending Saka up there. Absolutely no fucking bottle. Rashford is a cunt too, why piss about with the run up when he normally bags pens every single time? Absolutely wank.

My arse is going 5p 50p already like, going to be an agonising wait for kickoff.

Sterling FGS 7/1 Maguire headed goal anytime 20/1 Emerson card 11/2 (if he plays) Might hoy a tenner on that 3/1 England price too.

Got Sunday Lunch booked for 12, coupla other boozers booked til 5.30 locally, then watching it at home with 4 of the lads.

1. World in Motion 2. Three Lions 3. Vindaloo 4. We're on the Ball Everything else trails in the wake of these.

Jon Champion and Ally McCoist would be great for ITV. That's the winning combo iyam.