Pilko

James and Hoejberg cards 22/1 Werner and Son 2+ 14/1 James, Hudson-Odoi, Hoejberg and Vinicius 1+ 51/1 James and Alonso 2+ 184/1

Lets set up an ideation meeting to really deep dive in to that. Can you make sure to diarise that for the morning because I have a hard stop at 12.

Ryan Fredericks playing further forwards tonight. 6/1 a SOT, 20/1 doubled with Lingard.

Ricardo Pereira 30/1 2+ SOT. Had 1 in the last game and gets forwards loads.

Must be lukewarm as fuck if he's able to hold one of those containers like that anarl. Horrid.

Southampton play Wolves twice in the next few weeks, nailed on Mason refs at least one given both teams have said they think he's shit

Not sure the owners will want to change the name of the club to Frank Lampard's Bournemouth either.

Harrison and Albrighton 2+ if both start

5 strikers on, 4 bottles of water, 3 interruptions, 2 licked lips, 1 fat arrogant thick wanker, 0 points. 0-2

Crucially this idiotic, thick as whale spunk behaviour means he can interrupt the poor bird interviewing him after and say "Well you know wuh've wanted to get higher up the pitch for a while now and wuh've worked on it and wuh threw everything at them today and wuh had all wuh strikers bashing away but it just wasn't to be, that's football"

Fat fucking useless thick cunt, useless waste of lots of space.

Hectic, muddled shite that second half. Throw on all the strikers and hope for the best is all the fat thick cunt can muster.

Ramsay and Fred 22/1 Fernandes and JWP 20/1 450/1 the lot Schar and Clyne 22/1 Almiron and Eze 2+ SOT Wilson goal/NUFC win/8+ NUFC corners 28/1

After my Harrison 2+ 18/1 winner the other day, I like Stuart Armstrong 2+ 22/1 if he starts.

Arsenal, Norwich, WBA treble looks good to me. Fancying Almiron and Eze 2+ SOT in our game. Probably dabble in some cards and shots in the other games too.

51 league appearances (37 PL, 14 L1) 1 goal :lol: And if you look up that goal, it was a shot from another player which he tried to trap, span off his studs and looped over the keeper Sunlin legend

Alan O'Brien could catch pigeons, but nobody used to pass to him cos he was frustrating, profligate and shit

1-1, Zaha to win them a pen, equaliser from Almiron.

Hoejberg and Dunk 1+ SOT 11/1 Ndombele and Gross 2+ SOT 151/1

Phillips card 6/1 Bowen and Shaqiri 2+ 140/1

Get in BlueStar that's incredible btw. 500/1 landed is amazing.

Raphinha and Maddison 2+ 22/1 Not touching the first game after Chelsea's pathetic attempt against Wolves and Burnley's recent good form (and tendency to get a result at Stamford Bridge)

Jack Harrison 2+ SOT 18/1 seems crazy long to me.

Just need less than 2 goals in the next 20 mins Good bet that, well done. Redmond 15/2 for a card playing fullback, my last throw of the dice.

Laca 1+ and Bruno 2+ 4/1 Pepe 2+ and Pogba 2+ 50/1 Soares and Fred cards 20/1