Pilko

Not writing him off; but he has been dogshit in the last 4-5 games and needs dropping.

Surman FGS in the Bournemouth game 25/1

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Some crucial assists but a lot of shite in between. Bit like Geremi under KK. He was dogshit today and he's got some front bollocking other players for his own shortcomings - but we're going to need his corners, free kicks and crosses if we want to stay up.

Drops Joselu but brings back fucking Diame what the hell

Their home record is fairly mixed. Swansea were dump in midweek and they only shaded it 1-0. They're obviously way better than us and should by all rights kick our arses, but I can kind of understand the idea

Seek professional help

Does he fuck set up to win games he sets up for a 0-0 every fucking week.

Palace to win 6-0, Townsend and Cabaye hatties please

70pts. Good contributions from A.Young, Doucoure, Sterling, Kane ©, Courtois, Ramsey and Lukaku. Cooking on gas at the moment... could have been even better if I'd played Clark and not Hegazi.

We had better not concede on the brink of half time again.

Pards takes care of defending Monday to Thursday so good job he hired Big John to take care of Friday's "attacking" training. Dream team.

Narrow defeat. Just hoping for a better performance.

I honestly believe they'd have been better off keeping Megson and hiring him an assistant.

He'll get them safe nae bother with a run of 3 or 4 wins on the spin at some point. It's next season when the fun will begin.

He's a good athlete and uses his pace well in an attacking sense, but his defensive positioning is woeful and it's costing us a lot of goals.

Would like to see him start instead of Ritchie, although perhaps not away at Chelsea.

His positioning is absolutely abysmal and it's costing us a lot of goals at the minute.

Even with this shit squad at his disposal, there's absolutely no reason why he keeps persevering with Joselu, Ritchie and Lejeune when it's clear as daylight they're all woefully short of form and need dropping. If he sits on his arse with subs until 70 minutes again that also needs to be questioned.

Third goal conceded on the brink of half time in a row. We never learn do we? I hate this ultra-cautious approach all the time. Granted our forwards are fucking crap but we can't defend for shit.

Ashley Young bagging a couple already. Looking like a good gameweek for me!

Needed dropping like. He's the only thing that takes longer to go down in the Premier League than the mackems.

Clark and Lejeune worry me as a pair. Fucking Joselu starting again too, what a joke. Glad to see Mbemba and Merino in there.

The new Gouffran. Untouchable and shit.

Most important players to be dropped in order: 1) Joselu 2) Lejeune 3) Ritchie 4) Manquillo Would bring in Mitrovic, Mbemba, Aarons and Gamez/Dummett for these four.