Pilko

After the season of utter shit we've endured from these pathetic dickhead officials, I'm not surprised a character like Ritchie lost his rag with one of them. Hope he enjoys the break tbh.

Just had a look on the SMB and there's legit shouts for Keano all over the place :lol:

Pickford is the only saleable big asset they have, like. Kone and Mannone might fetch some alright fees, the rest are loans/out of contract/old and worthless/utter dross.

if only they had the dog walker and his inspiring signings (Rade Prica and Liam Miller) they'd be in the top half.

Knew they'd bottle that tonight. Boro are crap and can't score for toffee but they do the basics right unlike these prats.

I was shitting it when those free kicks got awarded in injury time, like.

How likely do Arsenal look to score, anyone? If you're watching

Not surprising, he's never got anywhere near the first team squad and he's been around a good four or five years now.

Bayern v Dortmund, Palace v Spurs and Deportivo v Real Madrid: 4+ corners per team + 20+ booking points per team @ 150/1 Arsenal and Boro both to win 1-0 @ 75/1 Harry Kane and Robert Lewandowski FGS double @ 14/1 BTTS, 4+ corners per team and 20+ booking points per team in Palace/Spurs @ 8/1 Monaco @ 11/1 Between £1 and £3 on each of these various ones. I think the top one is pretty well priced!

Imagine earning 30-40k a week and sticking 3 quid on yourself to score to win like thirty quid. The guy clearly has an addiction.

Charnley: "That money was just resting in my account"

Really hope Pardew is implicated. They say Orange is the new Black and White

To be clear I only stuck £2.50 on.

Monaco 11/1 with Sky Bet, I've just placed on that. Absolutely insane price.

What does your mate from uni think about Cundy?

I was on the Leazes balcony and nobody heard the whistle or saw the red card, we all were expecting Atsu to take a throw in

He had a storming game last night, like. Was everywhere.

The energy he gives the side is unbelievable. Did have a slight dip midseason but he's picked it up for the most important part. Class.

He was excellent. Some real vigour and energy from him tonight and positioning was great.

Aye she'll get them if she's got the card used to buy them. cheers

Alternative best individual performances XI... from players that generally were average-to-poor/forgettable for the rest of their NUFC career. GK - Jon Karelse, Arsenal (a) in 1999/2000: Kept a clean sheet (he only made like 2 saves) and didn't fuck anything up for once. RB - CB - James Perch, Liverpool (h) in 2011/12: Kept Suarez in his pocket for the whole game and got Reina sent off, leading to Enrique in goal. CB - LB - Wayne Quinn, Lokeren (a) in 2001/02: Only went and scored, didn't he! RW - CM - Clarence Acuna, Spurs (a) in 2001/02: Bagged a header and managed to run the midfield despite playing alongside Jamie McClen for the entire match. CM - Scott Parker, Arsenal (h) in 2005/06: Battled superbly in the centre of the park, took a fist to the face from Jens Lehmann, subbed after making a half-dazed tackle with his head after 70-odd minutes. LW - CF - Mark Viduka, West Ham (h) in 2007/09: Scored one beauty and one tap in, and made me think he was going to be class for us under Fat Sam. CF - Shola Ameobi, Sunderland (h) in 2010/11: Knocked in a pair of goals and absolutely dominated the mackem defenders all day long. Very much a work in progress ofc. Suggestions welcome

Quick question: I've just booked tickets for the match tomorrow night; it'll be a lot easier if I get wor lass to collect them as I don't finish work til about 6.30. If she has my card and/or confirmation email handy, will they be able to give her the tickets even though it's not her name on them? Cheers.

Comfy 2-0 win. The results went our way today and that will alleviate the pressure.

Diame is anything but lazy like. I don't agree. Some of his sub cameos have been shockingly low on effort.

I think Rafa will be quite happy with Yedlin, Anita and Sterry as our right-back choices tbh. And whatever happens to Mbabu also.