Pilko

Quite a lot of the mackems on RTG are like Angry Frank from Harry Enfield's Self Righteous Brothers in the way they just make up completely ridiculous scenarios and talk about them like they're remotely likely to happen "And, if in a quiet moment, Davidson would take me to one side, and say 'I've always admired you as a man, Frank', before saying 'How about it duckie', and then his wardrobe falls open to reveal his boyfriend Barrymore!!??! I should say OI, DAVIDSON, NO!"

Yep. Didn't do Krul any harm when he went to Falkirk.

Barry was canny at his peak but to talk about him in the same breath as Alonso is laughable. Really surprised Rafa ever entertained it tbh. It's like choosing the winner of the BDO darts to take on the likes of Chisnall or Snakebite Wright and assuming they'll match them.

Aye. Distinctly remember whoever was on with Justin Lockwood (may have been Supermac) calling for a steward's enquiry because it was such blatant cheating.

1-0 edgy win imo.

Dummett is about as lazy as he is a fucking monkey. Has one of your brain cells fallen out and just left one in there or something?

If this was the "lull" after those last two games then it came at the right time and brought a useful result with it. This was the game to drop two points in out of the three. 7/9 from those games is an excellent effort.

"Welcome to today's game at the King Lear Stadium"

I remember Dave Jones when he was Cardiff boss last time around in this division complaining about our really expensive tens of million pounds bench... which when we beat them was: Krul (£300,000~) Pancrate (free) Ameobi (free) Ranger (free) Lovenkrands (free) Kadar (£1m~) Ryan Taylor (player exchange)

I've copied Paully, Gayle and Ronaldo double, both 7/2, fiver wins just over a ton.

Frank's the Flooring Store

I think Boro will edge past them 1-0 next week, and that'll be the first nail in a coffin that's overdue more than Bruce Forsyth's.

Experience, knowledge and graft. Brilliant target man at this level.

Think that win last night gives us some leeway even if Huddersfield manage to beat us. Avoid defeat on Saturday and we're as good as up IMO.

One bad header and one awful pass to give them a counter attack, but otherwise did some great work. Knockeart was largely shit again, thanks to Paully D.

Mint how Shelvey was having a bit of a shiter by his usual standards, so Ritchie does a perfect Shelvey pass for the winner. Must say, thought he and Atsu were pish till we equalised, then they suddenly came to life.

Hughts shit the bed after we equalised like. A striker off for a holding midfielder and a flying winger off for a sit in wide midfielder. Completely handed us the initiative.

Galvanised us onto better things when he came on. Get the feeling his experience is going to be vital in the last 12 games.

Absolute fucking robbery. Hope Madley ends up dead in a ditch.

That Musa they've signed looks utter pish, and yet he was playing ahead of Okazaki, Slimani and Ulloa at times.

Boro will win the Tees-Wear game IMO.

14 Bournemouth 38 -14 39 15 Hull 38 -25 37 16 Middlesbrough 38 -13 33 17 Leicester 38 -23 33 18 Swansea 38 -39 30 19 Sunderland 38 -31 28 20 Crystal Palace 38 -25 27 I came up with this, and I definitely gave the mackems at least 3 home wins and the odd away point.

Scunthorpe, Bolton, Carlisle, Crewe, Derby @ 62/1 - £2 Lincoln -1 @ 13/8 - £10 Newcastle win and BTTS @ 9/1 - £2 HT Newcastle 1-0, FT Newcastle 2-0 @ 25/1 - £1

Went on Vardy although 9/1 with PP cos I don't have any money in my Sky account. 5er.