Pilko

He's absolutely taking the piss out of this division like. A lot of us predicted it. He's a decent/canny Premier League striker, no doubt.

Apparently he fell asleep in front of the fire and melted.

Newcastle Sheff Utd Birmingham Norwich £2.50 pays £31 BTTS: Sporting v Dortmund Chesterfield v Fleetwood Shrewsbury v Sheff Utd Port Vale v Charlton Bury v AFC Wimbledon Bradford v Southend Blackburn v Notts Forest Bayer v Spurs £2.50 pays £186.50 Draws: CSKA v Monaco Bayer v Spurs Sporting v Dortmund £1.50 pays £56 Gonna have a few goalscorer bets on the Toon game when the lineup is announced too.

Since the start of 2008/09 I can recall Reading at home this season Wolves at home in 2010/11 (Nolan, Shola, Lovenkrands, Jonas) Blackpool at home in the promotion season Hull away in the Pardew headbutt game Northampton at home under Island Head when Thauvin scored (in the cup)

Got Pogba anytime/Man U win/Under 2.5 at 28/1

Must be awful having such a dour Scotsman in charge like.

0-1 Nolan

I made a similar gag ages ago and nobody batted an eyelid.

Steve Harper's late save at Portman Road in the last Championship season when we won 0-4. The one that was preceded by the shout "tiiiiiiiiiiiimbeeeeeeeeeeeer!"

Waddle. This happens a lot. Hoddle was on the brain, was reading an article about him. Point still stands though.

He'll be crap and back in the dole queue within 12 months, calling it now.

It's like when Chopra used to make a big deal out of every time he played us, saying how he wanted to score and prove to the fans he was good enough and often overlooked etc. Was shite every time and got fucking dogs abuse from a crowd that I'm sure would have largely ignored him had he kept shtum

It'll take Bruce a month or so to get them playing the way he wants. By then, they'll probably be trying for a play off place.

Hoddle said at 5-0 up during the 6-0 Villa dismantling that we needed to be careful having such a high line and that Villa could expose it. He's a fucking braindead tit.

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Sturridge is absolutely painful to watch for England. Shite.

Sturridge is a greedy fucking imbecile

Gareth's management style at Boro was very much "Need a goal? Throw on all your strikers"

Vardy and Rashford so underused

Norway concede to San Marino ffs

2/4 bookings going too well. Cue a Hendo injury and sub asap

Kind of feel like I want Gareth to do well with England.

Walcott 2-0 @ 33/1 Henderson, Dier, Birsa and Struna all carded @ 200/1

England Slovakia Norway Czech Rep Denmark Germany Lithuania Poland 11/1, £5 on

Aye, I thought that. It's my favourite one he's done, with the exception of Sherwood telling a Hat FM-ed Shay Given to "go and get the guitar".