Pilko

Sels; Yedlin, Lascelles, Hanley, Dummett; Shelvey, Hayden; Perez, Gayle, Gouffran; Mitrovic Think we'll see the above team.

Here comes mac n cheese heed

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Januzaj and Michael Garvey off of Benidorm

Watmore runs like he's injured

Yeah even though he's a left back Pardew insisted on making him drive on the right

Can see this being a low-scoring draw.

Hayden on the bench, Colback playing No sign of Atsu, Hanley, Murphy

Wrong. I thought you's were poor still. Only the countless chances city missed made it a close game. The only chances they missed were when we were chasing the game and they were on the counter. Second half was ours. First half was massively theirs. They deserved to win the game like but to say we were poor is ridiculous. You were poor. You had about twenty minutes of moderate pressure and only an offside goal to show for it; City absolutely dominated that game.

Draws: Boro/Palace Bournemouth/WBA Burnley/Hull West Ham/Watford 181/1 All 3pm Championship teams to score (148/1) Fulham Sheff Utd Bolton Luton Huddersfield 52/1 Leicester single @ 5/1 (wow)

I think some of the Man U players have been on the Aperol Spritz last night

He was apparently driving the McClaren appointment and that's the worst thing he did, never mind all the average French wankers he signed up

I reckon if he gets binned off by Palace that'll be the end of him as a top flight manager. He'll end up back at Charlton or summat.

I thought that he said "I'm afraid the most we can offer you is 28k", Johnson and the agent look at each other in disbelief and Ridsdale says "Oh alright then, 35k"

Steve Harper and Jamie McClen's lovechild this bloke. Still, think of some of the third choice keepers we've had over the years. Karelse, Perez, Caig, Alnwick, Hooper, Wright etc. He's better than all of those, so I'm not really arsed so long as he remains third choice and only plays the odd cup game or in a crisis.

I remember Supermac on the radio saying there should have been a steward's enquiry.

As if any actual football fan would turn that down ffs.

England HT/FT last night just about saw me scrape a fiver's profit. useless fucks.

England -1 @ 23/10 £10 England and btts @ 7/2 £5 Draw HT England FT @ 7/2 £5

And now Colchester trail. Why do I bother?

Fuck off Bolton already.

Bolton, Colchester, Doncaster, Luton. 10/1, 8 quid on

Either way you're watching a daft cunt with grey hair getting overly excited over absolutely nothing interesting.