Pilko

Aaron A Aaronson never had that apostrophe problem.

Anyone started a whip-round for a hitman yet?

Looks like a kid sat at home retweeting and outtting his own view out there and calling it the truth. he writes for Football365 amongst others. I mean what makes more sense to you? Oh aye, the great Footbal365. The go to place for everyone to read football stories made up by other media outlets. Has one of your brain cells died and left just one in there?

Straight swap for Ryan Sessegnon would be dece.

Can still get 12/1 as next PL manager to leave with Sky.

Prediction: Colback and Lazaar out on loan, Darlow sold, a few of the young lads out on loan (Woolston, Barlaser) and naebody in.

he'll probably be our new centre forward.

Deserves the ban, but I hope Phil Neville and the bent old cunts at the FA all get crippling knob rot.

We'll be "closed for business" save for peddling the bomb squad. No point having any other mindset.

"Our official sources can reveal that Mr Ashley requested 100% wage payment and Wolves requested 1% wage payment... we remind our viewers there is a 1% margin of error"

Not really, that's just how blinkered lights see it (you) Remember when Rooney nearly took that lad's head off (played for Wigan, forget exactly who) and they took no action? Players at every club do daft shit all the time, and Mitro is one of the worst for it; but we get punished precisely 100% of the time, whereas others don't.

One rule for us, another rule for the other 19 clubs in the division. Been that way for years. I fucking hate the media in this country, highlighting this for us but ignoring Mounie's 2 offences the other week.

Rumours circulating that he's had nothing but maggoty bread for three stinking days, and tried to eat the Norwich club doctor's legs cos "he won't need those".

Same. Fucking bastards!

Just the five players in the Premier League Team of the Week. That was a quiet night at Anfield...not! Klopp and Henderson in drunken night out shock horror, it says here.

Shelvey will be an unused sub and he'll fucking well like it.

Hennessey is bloody awful. Be better off standing a bottle of Hennessey between the posts.

I had a bit of a go at him cos his first three performances this season were peripheral to shite, but yesterday was more like the Ritchie we have seen a lot more often. Great energy utlised in the right places, with a sprinkling of quality. Hope he's now match fit and keeps it up.

All action stuff today. Had a blinder.

Has it been printed on A3 this week?

I never ever thought I'd say this, but can I hear more from Gareth please?

Not yet but that bet looks alright with 40 mins to go...

45:13 and it's 1-1

Knew I shouldn't have included fucking Everton They've had all of the possession and the goal was a fucking howitzer from nowhere. Plenty time for them to come back and win.

What a fucking goal by Hadjuk Split