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Colback can't help but get a booking can he? Fucking daft prick

We're the only team in the top two divisions to have scored so far

Sounds like a lively game, and even Ando seems confident which must mean we're doing fucking well

what was the official time of that goal?

Lazaar can't get a look in for Paully D like.

Burnley/Everton, Hull/Stoke and Swansea/Watford draw treble. West Ham, Inverness CT, Portsmouth and Norwich all with -1 handicap All League 1 3pm teams to score Plymouth, Peterborough, Sheff Wed, Bristol City, West Ham, Leicester and Arsenal accumulator Clark anytime/NUFC win 15/1 Yedlin anytime/NUFC win 15/1

Sherwood is such a fucking arse. "Front foot", "working hard", "ee's forced to kick it" all within one point. Awful.

Went in-play on Bournemouth just now, 4/1 with PP.

You can tell when he's lying; his thousands of lips move.

Even though he's ex-Mackem, Mick Mc is hilarious and I quite like Ipswich as a club. Hope they do well this year.

They need to get a fucking grip of them sels

I think a lot of this summer's signings were solid squad signings with the Premier League in mind, along with a few that will still probably start games in the first year or so. I'd like to think we'd add a smaller amount of quality players rather than going for more 6/10 sorts.

He's going to get JK Rowling to shadow-write it, apparently. Tales of Weasel The Pard

Alan, I Pardly Knew Me

Keane is a miserable boring wanker imo. I never thought I'd grow tired of someone contradicting Dumbfuck Lee Dixon but I actually have, he's shite. Best pundits at the moment are Rio, Souness and Gullit. Which means Rio will be a shit manager if he ever strays that way.

Treble: Sheff Wed Huddersfield Atletico Draw treble: Celtic v BMG Dynamo Kiev v Benfica Barca v Man City BTTS: Preston v Huddersfield Cardiff v Sheff Wed Barca v Man City Bayern v PSV Dynamo Kiev v Benfica PSG v Basel Napoli v Besiktas Both to score no draw: Cardiff v Sheff Wed Preston v Huddersfield Barca v Man City Dynamo Kiev v Benfica Mentalists accumulator: Man City PSV Benfica Ludogorets I've gone insane.

Just found another gem here, from an article in the build-up to our 2-2 draw at Reading in 2012/13. He's talking about the crowd giving him a hostile reception. Not only is there the classic nod to "the players not grasping" something, but the bit in bold ffs.

Stadium of Light-Skinned Players ONLY

I always understood managers playing different games or having 'spoiler' styles when they went to Man U, Chelsea away etc but Pardew was shit scared and playing these fucking reactive styles at Reading and Stevenage ffs. Absolutely dire.

I think he'll resign Anita for another two years. Gouffran will probably be phased out of the team as the season goes on and will be released.

Why on earth he'd have a bacon sandwich in Ora instead of sampling the tapas menu is beyond me. #RafaOut

He's obviously got energy, hunger and quality but he's only showing the former two at the moment. Just find it bizarre that Rafa has rotated most other players and not him when he's clearly so lacking in confidence/form. Hopefully he'll get sat down for Mitrovic or Perez soon and come back into the team a few weeks later.

I think Diame will come good for us, I just wish he'd get rotated out for three or four games. Bloke needs dipping out for a short while.

Norwich ffs. Blowing a two goal lead, wankers. Two draws out of three anarl. Shite.