Pilko

This afternoon I'm a Dover Athletic fan.

Goodbye Alan, we pardly knew ye.

May as well get our money's worth before Pardew takes him to Villa I suppose.

I really hate how this prick is an automatic starter. He's an absolute liability and has been for about two years.

I think the second half proves that we need to completely clear the decks in the staffing department, although that was probably blatantly obvious anyway.

It was almost like Pardew phoned in the half time team talk there. We looked good in the first half, then reverted to horrendous type in the second. Haidara for Gouffran is one of the most retarded moves I've ever seen when Cabella was sat there ffs.

He'll be playing for Ashington and fitting sinks for a living in 5 or 6 years. Absolutely fucking shit; young and inexperienced or not, he can't even do the basics you'd expect from a semi-decent keeper.

A League One keeper saves that, and also doesn't drop the corner at Spurs.

Alnwick has no hope as a professional goalie. He's absolutely fucking turd.

Ayoze bailing Carver out with that skill, class.

I fucking hate Chiek Tiote man. Cunt.

Cabella remaining unused what a fucking joke. Carver is such a cock.

Predictable as fuck. We've been dump since the break.

Makes sense bringing a Geordie on fancy Arma to score here

Good skill from Riviere.

This is what happens when we have "Friday training" more than once a week

Amazing goal Colback! What a ball from Coloccini to Sissoko though to start that off. Mint pass.

Tiote is fucking shit, twice now he's surrendered possession in the first ten minutes.

Paul Clement would be an interesting one.

A shitty draw might be a better result in the long-run if it makes the chances of Carver getting the gig a lot smaller.

Bruce rules himself out! Get in.

Croosky knew.

TODAY "You dream about this day for so long, then when it comes, you don’t know what to say."

McClaren's a funny one, like. Did well with Boro and Twente and doing well at Derby... but an abject failure at Wolfsburg, England and Forest.