Pilko

A young Dean Gaffney in the red tracksuit top.

Soft cunt

Ryder's Digest Riddle Q: I have a mouth but do not speak, I have a bed but do not sleep. What am I? A: Nicholas Lyndhurst

"Nicola Anelka" from Cliche Clive is the worst.

Home game with Southampton on 17th Jan chosen for Sky. 5.30pm kickoff.

That's a yawning chasm of stupidity right there.

Tend to agree with this.

Clarkie taking no shit then.

Such a pathetic professional foul from Naughton

Started every sentence with "look" and kept touching his chin all the time. Just came across as very, very bitter and didn't want to give us much credit.

Ned Schneebly from School of Rock two above-right of the yellow eggman.

He was much stronger on the ball today, I thought. Looks to be gradually getting somewhere. I'm far from convinced yet like.

Jon Stead coming off the bench to score for Bradford fucking hell.

Cheers fucking love the early rounds of the cup, me.

So many teams with absolutely nothing about them this year.

Thought the team selection today was spot on, and then after 70-odd minutes we got a reminder that we're just a 3+ goal defeat away from Williamson, Gouffran and Ryan Taylor coming in to 'steady the ship'; he's fucking desperate to get them on the pitch. Whenever we're winning away from home (yeah not often) he seems to use this as a chance to give the shite players a runout.

Had £2 on Perez FGS at 7/1 and a couple of other small stakes which didn't come off. Ended up about £12.50 up which is canny.

Ah aye. He's been the standout performer in the last five or six games, but I was purely listing the ones who have little or no PL experience. Again, I agree though.

Missed out the one who doesn't there...I know you don't like him. Haidara? No, you're right actually; he's been good lately anarl.

He just loves defending, like. That said, other than when he was hung out to dry in his second ever PL appearance at the mackems, he's never looked anything but good at centre back.

Class again today. He's a fucking quality little player.

Wasn't even that bad. Anichebe was nowhere near getting it and should've been booked for ploughing through Coloccini. He undercooked it a touch like, but agree re: Anichebe being lucky to escape a card for the challenge on Colo.

Completely disagree there like. If you compared Janmaat's first 10-12 games with Debuchy's first 10-12 then there's no contest who started their NUFC career more positively.

The best performers in the team during this little winning run have been the ones with the least Premier League experience Dummett, Janmaat, Abeid, Perez, Aarons etc. Funny that.

Another steady, strong, controlled performance. Aside from that hospital ball he played to Coloccini in the first half he didn't do anything wrong.