Pilko

He just fucking loves defending. Man U were garbage but him and Krafth did their jobs flawlessly tonight.

Another massive performance from England's key player Mason Nowt I see.

Unbelievably good half that. Genuinely amazing how well we've taken to it with 8 changes and an injury reshuffle after 2 minutes.

Hope he can last a good 70+ mins here, that little burst of pace past a player is so so valuable.

Livramento what a player

Hannibal surely walks with another foul? The dirty shit haired cunt

We're cursed. That's fucking ridiculous getting an injury after 90 seconds

...apart from the keepers

All well and good if we had a bit more room to manoeuvre in the budget. The Tonali thing you can't mitigate for, the Barnes injury unfortunate, but as it stands today we've effectively spent the best part of £140m and swapped Jamal Lewis and Harrison Ashby for two other benchwarmers who are far better but don't see the pitch much more than they did. They'll both turn out to be good players for us I'm sure but it's not going to do us a lot of good in the short term.

His useless dad brought in Stan Ternent to work with him... so the useless son brings in? Dan Ternent Wonder if he'll sign Elmo like his da.

It's not even about the kids being any good, more that our attacking players could probably use a breather especially if the game has gone late on and Eddie has said he won't play people out of position. Five full backs and two keepers is a waste of time.

I hope we include a couple of attackers from the youth side on the bench rather than packing it with full-backs and keepers again, especially if Eddie doesn't want to play people out of position. Even if it's purely to give the starting forward players a breather late on.

U23 side beat Everton 1-0 today thanks to a Diallo pen. Wonder if some of them might sit on the bench at Old Trafford? Surely there's got to be an attacking option that could if nothing else give a senior lad a rest for 20 minutes...

https://www.skysports.com/football/news/2794523/warnock-this-is-my-last-job Warnock stating Palace job in 2007 is his last he just can't bring himself to pack in, can he? Since then he's been at QPR Leeds Palace again QPR again (caretaker) Rotherham Cardiff Middlesbrough Huddersfield (and supposedly now QPR yet again ) I know opinions are mixed but he's probably the most successful manager in England outside of the Premier League of all time. 8 promotions and almost as many successful survival jobs. Long live Colin.

Seems loads of people uncaptained Haaland this week, certainly in the leagues I'm in anyway. Glad I stuck with him. Reckon I'm on for 76-78pts after bonuses are allocated from that last game, which on looking at those around me in the work league seems to be a good score for this week. A lot of 55-65 scores.

I'd say the way Haaland didn't go for the hat trick was more sumptuously selfless but each to their own.

Aye he'll prove he's a top player when he manages to go past Paul Dummett for sure.

Hojlund looks like an absolute load of nowt.

Can't wait to hear Gary Neville cry-arsing about that decision for the next two hours.

Man U conceding a soft pen at Old Trafford? My heart fucking bleeds.

If you want something to laugh at it should be your ridiculous thick manager and his complete lack of a neck.

Good finish by Calvert-Lewin.

Pickford thinks he's Roy Keane standing over Kudus there screaming at him to get up. Was hoping he'd get up and deck the cunt.

I knew Uncle Neil wouldn't be away for long. He'll get QPR out of the mire nae bother.