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Don't think anyone would pay £30m for him, could see him going nearer the deadline for maybe £15-18m + add ons based around fitness/appearances.

Whenever there's either a streaker or a massive scrap and the cameras pan away from it & the commentator says "Ah, nobody wants to see this, what a shame" etc. I reckon almost all fans want to see it

Fully expect that little fat knob jockey Shaqiri to score the winner.

If Kane was any deeper he'd be in your fucking sitting room

Eze's like a fucking competition winner.

That goal reminded me a bit of Milner away at the mackems. Snuck in off the far post when we'd created absolutely nothing all day and salvaged a draw.

Shaw I didn't even hear the sarcophagus open.

There we go. All those thick fucks in this thread jizzing themselves because we've "controlled it more" despite another game going by without creating a single proper chance must be delighted now.

Great refereeing there, just change your mind based on a wild appeal from the player who the decision has gone against.

Well worth it mate, well worth it. Get rid o' her, she's shite

Feels like someone's had a word with the Beeb lot and told them not to be so critical after the Denmark game. They're all banging on about how great this is and it's the usual negative, attack-free shite.

Few other contenders for the mix: Dummett v Man U David Edgar v Man U Lejeune bicey away at Everton Schar v Cardiff Ryan Taylor volley v Everton Titus Bramble volley v Chelsea Stephen Carr v Southampton

Dead wood.

Got a git English name. Reckon Eddie picked him? Jokes aside he seems like a credible, considered appointment and I'm looking forwards to seeing him impact us in a positive way. Let's go

Great post but lacks the "See ya later lads." that would make it 10/10 for laughs

Get the feeling if he signs for Fulham they'll play him further forwards and he'll be like a modern day Kevin Nolan type who'll bag 8-12 goals but still manage to look shite most weeks.

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Kyle Crossley joined South Shields on a two year deal and Cameron Ferguson (who I thought we released ages ago?) signed for his da at Caley Thistle on a permanent too. https://www.newcastleunited.com/en/news/young-duo-complete-moves-from-newcastle

Eddie doesn't like too much upheaval in one go, personally would be surprised if he wanted to change the entire goalkeeping department in one window. Trafford in for Pope would leave Mark Gillespie as last man standing

The fucking shine on Martinez's chrome dome

So. Pope - Odysseas - Ruddy - Gillespie? Dubravka obviously on his bike. Must have put a pin in the Trafford signing for now as Odysseas was cheaper?

Genuinely think there'll only be enforced changes. Trent or Konsa for the suspended Guehi and perhaps Palmer for Trippier and Saka to LB again if he doesn't make it. Won't be any progressive changes by his own design, though. Hasn't got the arsehole to drop the bigger names.

Wonder if this actually went through yesterday pre-PSR deadline or not?

Reckon this means Dubravka goes to third choice if we can't flog him, if we can we'll fetch in Ruddy or Begovic or one of the other old keepers linked for third spot. Unless we're still in for Trafford and Odysseas the Lamb Skewer is third choice? Who knaas.