Pilko

You're absolutely clueless. The ref's failure to be fair and consistent with his application of the dissent/asking for cards rule has caused it. It's his fault and if you don't understand why the lads are emotive about that you might as well get 90 mins back every few days.

Bollocks, he didn't book any of the Arsenal players asking for a card earlier in the game did he? Consistency out the window.

Stuart Attwell - fuck off you pathetic shit nonce

Books three of our players for daring to ask what was happening but ignored their crowd of people asking for a booking earlier. Hope this ref gets cock rot.

Booked Gordon as well. Fuck off ref you utter cunt.

That's a red. He's way out of control

Get that rat faced cunt sent off

We're making too many absolutely brainless fouls today

Miggy's left his brain in the changing room today I fear. Two really silly fouls.

Jenas saying Antony does nowt so should be subbed and replaced by... Mason Mount

Hahahahahahahahaha Offside against Maguire

1-0 McSawce

Scrappy 1-0 win for Man U please to keep No Neck in a job til we play them on 2nd December.

Fulham 1-1 Man United Brentford 2-1 West Ham Burnley 0-0 Palace Everton 1-1 Brighton Man City 3-0 Bournemouth Sheff United 0-2 Wolves Newcastle 2-2 Arsenal Forest 1-3 Villa Luton 0-2 Liverpool Spurs 3-1 Chelsea

Must admit, I've got absolutely no time for the Man U fans cry-arsing about the Glazers etc. Whilst I understand the lack of investment in stadia/facilities, they've spent £1.2bn net on players in 10 years. They've still won trophies in that period, albeit fewer than the Fergie glory years. If this is their rock bottom, finishing upper mid-table, I'm sure they'll live. Watching thousands of them fuck off from Wembley before they'd even lifted the cup earlier this year also reaffirmed my feelings on their fanbase. Entitled glory supporters who are used to getting everything their own way.

Buzzing that he got to skipper the side for his 150th game in our shirt. Looked like it gave him a massive lift after he looked a bit off it at Wolves. Here's to another 150, absolutely love him.

Others stole the headlines but I'd describe his performance as useful, steady, hard-working, efficient and reliable. He's even slower than he used to be, which I'd have never thought possible, but he put a good shift in and didn't make any errors which is way more than I'd expect from him these days.

Not good enough for Man U apparently. Could have taken a library book out onto the field for the second half.

Fucking highlights now before the draw DRAW THE BALLS MAN

He might well be the caretaker sooner or later

Big tick in the box in terms of being able to play through the middle. Helped make Willock's goal with his run away and took Maguire out of the picture, really intelligent.

Loved how he was shielding the ball an extra few seconds to try get Hannibal sent off

If it's Liverpool away I'm convinced it's a fix would take literally any other draw. Port Vale at home would be a nice change.

Absolute mastermind. Perfect performance even with the early tweak.

Delighted for him, first game in 14 months out of position and he was absolutely spot on.