Pilko

Not his finest hour tonight, I'd rather he had an off day in a league game against one of the fodder rather than tonight but sadly you can't pick and choose when someone dips below their usual excellent standard.

Pick of the bunch for us along with Schar tonight. So unlucky.

Just not our night hitting the crossbar like that and Wilson missing an absolute meat and drink chance that he'd usually bury. We weren't great but did enough to earn a point there 100%. Also, what a fucking prick the referee was letting them get away with fouls time and time again. The one on Wilson in the second half he was five yards away from looking straight at defied belief. Not the reason we lost but just wanted to make the point that he was fucking useless and a cunt to boot.

This ref is a fucking joke. That's a foul on Wilson.

That's a fucking sitter like.

I hope Willock is able to play 20-25 mins cos we sorely need him.

Don't think we've been bad but they have definitely been better. Not sure how the scorer had so much space and I think there's a foul on Gordon before he's tackled. Also, anyone know why the Miggy pen shout wasn't even checked? Need to try and get some pressure on these second half. Test that sub CB out.

That not a foul for the shirt pull on Gordon before the second lad tackles him? Been coming though tbf.

Simple set piece as well. Future world superstar Jobe Bellingham outjumped by a mile at a corner.

Sir Bob Murray must be the thickest cunt on the planet to get a knighthood.

You can genuinely wander past the entrance to their city's train station without noticing, it's tied in with a metro stop and is about the size of a medium shop doorway.

They seem to love a striker who never hits the net. Benteke had a few purple patches for them but I'm sure there was a point when he started most games in a season and got like 2 goals or something.

Got to say, that Mateta is absolutely chod. 6 goals in 49 league appearances

I see it took a one-in-a-thousand long ranger from a defender to bail out Man U's neckless fraud this week.

Yet another game this season where we've scored a bunch of goals and they're all different players getting on the scoresheet. Really good that we're not just relying on the out and out strikers or one player having a purple match.

He was really poor under Souness but had a decent season with Roeder and then looked useful in Keegan's 4-3-1-2. After that his legs had gone but he was far from our worst ever in the PL era. That'd be Alan Smith hands down.

Trippier booked for the slightest nudge when Lerma escaped earlier on and Longstaff booked for thinking it was our throw what a cunt this ref is. Doesn't matter though, despite his fussiness we're fucking pissing it. Great first half showing that.

Loves popping up on that Gallowgate West corner with a goal doesn't he! Great finish.

Buzzing for him, he's having a class game today.

Longstaff booked for that but nae card for the two handed chest push earlier from Lerma? Sound

Always a crap fixture this. Opposing fans too busy sat holding hands with each other and stroking their half and half scarves like it's a frigging rugby match.

Gameweek 9 Liverpool 2-0 Everton Bournemouth 0-2 Wolves Brentford 2-1 Burnley Man City 3-0 Brighton Newcastle 1-0 Palace Forest 2-1 Luton Chelsea 1-3 Arsenal Sheff U 0-1 Man U Villa 3-1 West Ham Spurs 3-1 Fulham

Bally and Catts the first two mentioned without a hint of irony

He's mad enough without the gear.

The point where it got too far was the goalkeeper eating the pie on TV cos the Sun offered 7/1 that he'd do it. In that situation he either eats the pie and wins loads of people money or doesn't eat the pie and makes the newspaper/bookie a mint. He was aware of it so whichever he chooses he's technically "influencing the outcome" even if he sits and does nowt. Totally agree with your post btw.