Pilko

The only plaque Pardew will be getting: :lol:

Something that rhymes with it if we're lucky.

Shame we don't have Danny Simpson to concede a goal by taking a fucking shit throw in down the line for the third season in a row at this ground. Could have come in useful for a change.

Have you swept that cock up yet, you? Yeah, most of it. Hey, one of the balls went over into a garden, he says we can't have it back!

And she rolled over, and guess who it was lying next to me? Bonnie Langford!

Oh aye. I'm very friendly with the S.A.S! http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/02/28/article-2286139-1859161E000005DC-57_634x410.jpg

Kinnear also trying to keep Pardew in a job... "Having considered all of the evidence before me, Mr Pardew, and having taken into account your undercover work in Vietnam, and your glittering boxing career..."

Sherwood is a prick too, but he sets his Spurs side up to score goals and if he did that here he'd be several thousand country miles better than Pardew.

Could you link me to your post explaining your certainty on the demise of Pards?

I reached the point of no return with this utter gimp after the 7-3 loss at Arsenal last year, and despite some improved showings, he's still woefully short of what we require. Shite.

Spawny Mackem bastards.

This will be a comfortable 3-0 stroll for Arsenal.

I know, I was taking the piss.

Got an assist, still a nothing player though. Can't remember him touching the ball in the second half.

Pardew: "We went ahead through a superb goal from Shola, but we had two key injuries to Papiss and Luuk and those caused us to lose our rhythm. We was flying in the first half but conceded at a very bad time and couldn't get the break in the second half. I thought the penalty was one but we should have had one ourselves for a foul on Loic Remy. It was another tough day at the office and I make no bones about it."

Might not do it, but another step towards this utter charlatan being kicked out. I really hope Arsenal turn up next Monday, maybe a real proper hammering in the style of the 0-6 game with Liverpool will do the trick.

Feels odd knowing normally I'd be so pissed off at that, whereas I actually celebrated the pen conversion with a smile there.

Perfect Howay the crowd.

Telt yas.

Set up nicely to emulate the Reading game.

De Jong injured? Hmm, what else can Pardew fashion to avoid playing Armstrong? I reckon Haidara on left wing and Gouffran goes up top.

Fuck off man Shola

Anita on right wing now piss take.

Watching to see Pardew squirm.

0-3, Bony FGS @ 110/1 0-4, Bony FGS @ 200/1 Quid on both.