Pilko

Short arms in the mud

If that's ruled out for interference on the goalkeeper we may as well give up and follow netball.

Half expected to see Fletch running down from the commentary gantry into the box to try get on the end of that throw in.

Hahahaha this is class Fuck off you Scouse cunts

Nathan Collins just laughing at van Dink

Schade-nfreude

Didn't you used to call Arne Kojak?

Disrespectful use of a towel there.

Bonus points to Keith Andrews for the celebration right in Slot's eyeline

Yellow He's clearly last man

Get a grip, the lot of you sad bastards. We've won today man.

Brighton are fucking cunts. Brazil 1970 whenever we play the fuckers and can't even string three short passes together days later.

Spawny deflection for 2-0

Did well winning the ball to set Osula away for the winner. Passing is horribly slack, mind. He's even worse than Murphy in that regard.

Great when you're chasing the game and need a chaos option. Played a huge part in his cameo.

We really needed that. Massive result.

Tight game but a 2-1 win for us, I think. Woltemade brace, Iwobi for them.

The way he ran past Paqueta there made Bruno look like peak Usain Bolt.

It's exclusively available on Steve's newly launched audio platform of lies and untruths - Fraudible.

Villa getting beat by some Dutch no marks

"13th or 11th or worreva it was" Can't even remember his own mediocrity.

Nah, the cricket starts soon. I reckon he goes in somewhere Feb-March where the season is busted so he can have a blame free few months, a paid summer break and then get himself sacked again before Christmas 2026.

5 goals and nowhere to be seen, dragged at half time with yet another injury concern Brilliant.

Dyche isn't a bad manager, he just isn't a particularly good one either. He reminds me of earlier cycle Allardyce circa Bolton. Football is crap but ultimately effective up to a point and he tends to do better when he doesn't have money to spend. Good at building a team that can punch against the odds to stay up or maybe scud the odd 9th/10th place miracle finish out of waifs, strays and those nearing retirement but give him proper cash to spend and he'll spunk it on a load of shite and probably regress the side. They'll stay up, finish about 14-16th under him which is fine for this season as it stands, then next November when they've not moved on any he'll be under pressure and be bulleted by Christmas for someone more progressive. Forest fans just have to hope it's a better pick than Mad Ange this time.