Pilko

Nice piece on him on MOTD, highlighting the 100% pass accuracy and of course the pen. They didn't highlight it afterwards but his press contributed to winning the pen too.

No way Salty Steve would entertain it, too much of a commute from Cheshire two days a week... as hilarious as it would be.

Seems like the shit show at Bournemouth has him right back on the fringes. Feel like he's on the bench for injury or maybe saving legs late on, but not as an actual tactical option to influence a game through choice.

97 when all the bonuses go on. Best week I can remember in ages.

Another improved showing today, used the ball a lot better. Probably made to look even better by Elanga's wasteful and soft performance.

I thought he was poor for the first half an hour and then grew into it. He was very good second half.

Loves a goal against Forest and he was overdue one of his belters. Delighted to say I took the 30/1 Sky price of him scoring from outside the box. Hero.

Mint goal that.

No bump today? Frustrating first half but we upped it well second half and were in total control soon as they had that one good chance after the goal. Thought the subs were spot on. Another clean sheet as well - the work done to get us to be tight as fuck this season has been mint.

Murphy was way, way better when he came on. Shirt should be his for the bigger games for now. Got to be more we can get out of him because he looked absolutely appalling today. Touch was rank and the one time it opened up with loads of space for him, he slowed down and let the lad block for a corner.

Sarr assist, Burn clean sheet and Ndiaye goal takes me to 76 with any bonuses for those players & Haaland captain left. Couple of goals from Erling and I might top a ton here.

Fucking get in. What a penalty

Geddin. Finally a pen after deserving about three of them.

How haven't we put this to bed? Murphy already done about three times the creative output of Elanga in ten minutes.

Bruno loves a goal versus Forest.

He's absolutely cack

May as well try and con a pen cos it's the only way we look like we might score.

Minimal contact Disgusting corruption as usual. Man U got one at Fulham for someone breathing on their attacker.

Fuck me Elanga can't even use his fucking pace FFS. Acres of space there and lets the lad recover before he can cross. Absolutely dump.

This 100%. What was wrong with the little "goal alert" pop up bottom left they used to have? They show us the goals elsewhere at half time anyway.

Astonished at how crap his touch is.

As if we waited two years to sign a right winger and spent £55m on someone who looks worse than Murphy.

There's at least a dozen Sunday morning players within a mile radius of the stadium with a better touch than Elanga.

This is shite.

We look crap here. I'd hook Joelinton and Elanga for Miley and Murphy at the break.