Pilko

Love that attempt at a bicey from Wissa

I assume it's been mentioned but Carlos trying to play offside in his own half for the fifth goal

Sandro Tonali in the area!

He's superb. That is all.

Lewsing to Preston

Fuck off Arteta.

Russo scores for England Treacles 2-1

Enjoyed most parts of the first episode, but still couldn't help be irritated by the insert shot of Lee fucking Ryder in his shitty green parka jacket gormlessly nodding his head during Eddie's presser.

Peter Ridsdale, Dominic Littlewood and a bunch of ex-Apprentice candidates it would seem.

I think Longstaff being missing for our mauling at Villa Park last season will play into Howe's thinking. We need his intensity and running in the midfield. Do also think Anderson will miss out which is a shame for the lad.

Ooooh don't you know?

£107m for Enzo Fernandez and 17-year old Lewis Miley absolutely took the piss out of him in pre-season.

He's the biggest cunt in football by a mile, Klopp.

My point is that their former owner is clearly corrupt as fuck and it tallies in with their decades of easy draws.

And prior to that they had home ties versus lower league opposition for about a decade on the spin in the early rounds of both cups, what's your point?

I for one am shocked to see Chelsea getting a piss easy draw of a League 2 side at home. It hardly ever happens. Someone will have to do some serious archive delving to find the last time that happened in a domestic cup competition.

I'm not exactly providing zen levels of wisdom when I say this, but West Ham are absolutely knacked if they sell Paqueta.

I think we'll see the following side: Pope; Trippier, Lascelles, Botman, Burn; Bruno, Joelinton, Anderson; Gordon, Almiron, Isak Don't think Tonali will start, if Anderson doesn't get the nod then I'd expect to see Longstaff in the midfield instead.

I still think they'll scrape top half but won't be threatening the playoffs at all. There's a hell of a lot of chod in the division but the top sides will dust them.

Nick Barnes looks like a character from Wallace and Gromit with his big red hooter and daft tweedy jacket.

Bew hew, lost to Crewe (on pens marra)

It'll be slightly interesting to see how O'Neil does, if he steers Wolves to safety that'll be two seasons in a row he'll have defied the odds and general medical/public opinion.

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Could still eat an apple through a letterbox mind you. You'd think with his career earnings the first thing he'd do is have those railings properly sorted out. I don't mind Jobi McAnuff so much from this lineup. Merse, Mackie and Hendrie are absolutely thick as fuck and painful to listen to.

I think he said "he'll know the players, he won't have worked with them but he'll know them and the league"