Pilko

Haha get in. 2-1 Bournemouth

Bournemouth look handy here. Need them to get a second sharpish

Much better today in a low key kind of way. Can only remember one fuck up and he did a job on Maddison.

Amazing performance today and deserves a lot of praise.

Goal and two assists today. Absolutely on fire.

Schar! Been due one from a corner today. Mint

That would have been ridiculous a bobbling 20 yarder from the Krafthinator

Did well out of position today did Murph.

He had a great first half. Love his energy and showed a bit of quality too.

I know Isak and Gordon will rightly get the headlines for an absolute insane half but Anderson has been fucking terrific in a low key way.

Yessssssssss

Yesssssss Great goal

Barnes decision making has been absolutely chod so far.

Wave a card you soft cunt ref. That's absolutely blatant.

"And in memory of Joe Kinnear who was associated with both clubs today, on the referee's whistle, there will be a minute's collective calling Simon Bird a cunt"

Liverpool Take that Klopp you utter prick.

You just know they'll get a sickening late equaliser after loads of added time, or a dodgy pen, or something. I can't enjoy Liverpool yet.

Easiest way is probably to wait til stoppage time and then kick the ball into orbit after the ref has blown for a free kick or throw.

I used to work with his mam, from what she always told us he's a proper hot head like plenty tales she told us about him falling out with various people, managers etc over the years. He's a Toon fan and hates the mackems as they never gave him a proper chance when he was trying to break through, fyi.

Such a pity these games are on at the same time. Had to grab my laptop so I can multi-view these

Absolutely no chance we can go into another season with Isak and Wilson as our two orthodox striking options, it's a disaster waiting to happen given their fitness records.

Gameweek 33 Newcastle 2-2 Spurs Brentford 1-1 Sheff United Burnley 0-2 Brighton Man City 4-1 Luton Forest 1-2 Wolves Bournemouth 0-1 Man United Liverpool 2-0 Palace West Ham 2-1 Fulham Arsenal 3-1 Villa Chelsea 2-1 Everton

And from his first interview, "Jeremiah" in midfield