Pilko

come off it

He's a miserable dullard with nothing to say, not sure why they keep getting him on.

Delighted to see that shit heap club out on their arse, fuck them. Dortmund were spectacular across the two legs.

The closest Ange will get to Tosin is when he's Tosin another shrimp on the barbie, mate

Imagine the headline if they really bought into him and finally had bums on all 49,000 seats? "Will Still Fills Landfill"

Bad all over, Man U are.... Bad all over!

Mason Nowt with a stellar performance. Oozing star quality.

Great to see him playing regularly and contributing. Wait until he gets a bit of good press or a transfer back to somewhere decent in England and Bruce will pipe up with "I gave the kid his debut you knuew" despite being the one who absolutely ruined him in his breakout year.

I'll personally start the campaign to knight Sir Gary O'Neil if he can win there with Wolves and deny him his final flourish at home.

Blatant high foot and boots him in the head, Sky desperate to say it can't be a pen and that the damage was done by the post. Disgusting bias.

Aye, he was funny and spoke very highly of the North East etc when I heard him.

Don't worry, Sky will turn the volume up like they always do.

The Nissan backshift has got so big they've had to start roping in fans from all over the country to fill it.

Both the mackems I work with think 'Patto' is useless and that they hope one of the rumoured teams buy him before the narrative that he's class wears off.

He's a much better footballer than Perch although I know what you're getting at, he's a cult hero with the fans who's playing above his expected ceiling and who's overcome a shit start to his NUFC career to become a very valued contributor.

Haaland captain... Phew Lack of City defenders means I don't mind the Hwang gol either.

That to me is more of a pen than the one the ref gave straightaway I don't get the rules.

Classic big side soft pen that. Rubbish.

Hope that was his penultimate performance for us. 90+5 Vs Brighton, get him on, nice ovation, down the road in his HGV or into a coaching role.

Really pleased he got on the score sheet and had a good game, could tell he needed it. Yes it was only a crap Burnley side etc but it's a reminder that he's not totally useless.

Lovely to have him back.

16th place, only ahead of 18th on GD They're a fucking shit show.

Delighted he's got the second place spot on the all time list. Would love him to hit 50 PL goals for us before the season is out.

Got to say other than weathering the 10 mins of Burnley bluster we've been terrific, a proper away performance. Massive kudos to Eddie and the players for the selection and the showing so far. Sean's been much better too. Delighted he got a goal and I think he won the ball for the third goal too? Feel like he needed it.