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Wonder what he's thinking sat on the bench watching Bruno stinking out the gaff and a half fit Joelinton fouling every fucking thing that moves, after absolutely lighting up pre-season. Needs some proper minutes soon, the way he's been treated isn't right.

This is like Dog and Duck stuff. Absolutely piss poor.

Don't think much of this 4-0-3 formation we're playing.

Barnes for Gordon isn't scheduled til 67 mins or so.

Wouldn't know a clean sheet if one bit him on the nose at the minute. That was absolutely fucking garbage twice in a row for the goal.

Yet another chance missed. Shock horror

Nae wonder the stupid gormless cunt didn't get picked for England. That's absolutely fucking shite.

Props to Steve Bruce for loaning in Nabil Bentaleb for six months and then managing to go out and replace him with someone even less effective, some achievement. A shining example of "free transfer does not always equal good value". See also Colback, Jack. Sheff W will likely go down, they won't be able to retain his wages next season and he'll be left scratching around for another door to darken next summer, only mercifully not whilst being paid coin from our coffers any longer.

£10m for the Crock Ness Drogba is good business but they should have gone and got someone with a bit of a track record with the money. May have been worth poaching someone who's banging them in at League 1 level. Instead looks like they've got the crumbs off a few French academies and a Ukrainian nobody in to replace . Feel like a season in mid table beckons, if they get top half they'll have done alright.

The VAR offside cam at Luton

Luton 1-2 West Ham Sheff United 1-0 Everton Brentford 2-0 Bournemouth Burnley 0-2 Spurs Chelsea 2-1 Forest Man City 3-0 Fulham Brighton 0-0 Newcastle Palace 1-0 Wolves Liverpool 2-2 Villa Arsenal 2-1 Man United

Yes but he can't run very fast cos he's eaten all the sandwiches.

Would just stifle the development of Anderson and Miley having him in the mix getting odd minutes. Standard Liege would be a canny switch for him mind.

Overseeing a game where so far the Premier League side look all at sea versus some plucky lower league underdogs, he'll be nice and familiar with it.

Chelsea a goal down to Wimbledon. Class

Thanks very much. No, having a laugh, mucking around at the expense of the National League.

Really hope Willo stays at Gateshead. Darren Moore to York would be a hell of a coup like.

Saves one but he's basically on the pen spot, booked and a retake

Not worth listening to anything Baldwards puts out, at best it'll be a guess. Since Bruce went he's the definition of a broken clock when he is occasionally right.

Unless they've hired Derek Wright to do the medical I'd imagine it has picked up that he's made of biscuits and wet paper tissue.

Good luck to him. Always talk of him having family issues and wanting to get down south but always gave his all. Yet another to go on the long list of "good, valuable signing at the time who wasn't moved on fast enough" from the Ashley era. Decent midfielder for the likes of Luton who will need to spoil and break up play in most games but too poor a passer for any side with ambitions beyond the bottom 7. All the best Isaac.

Decent point on the road for the Heed, played a good part of it with 10 men.

Good for him, he deserves that recognition. Feel as though he's deserved more minutes than he's got so far after pre-season.

Score draw. Think they'll be looking for a reaction after being done over by West Ham, and we hardly ever seem to win at the Amex.

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