Pilko

Joelinton is fucking garbage lately. Ball bounces off him like a trampoline.

Seriously. Fuck off showing us the other games.

This soft cunt with the whistle and the shit thatch is doing my tits in. It's not a fucking netball match, every single tiny bit of contact either way he's whistling.

Best centre back in world football just running out of the way for Caicedo to shoot there

Match of the Day about to start. Get your popcorn at the ready lads.

56 with Burn, Ndiaye, Sarr and Haaland (c) still to come. Semenyo and Kudus doing the heavy lifting, Gabriel, Eze and Porro posting a good total each too. Think I'm going to move Evanilson out, he's getting nowt in the way of points despite Bournemouth flying high.

If the dippers who are desperate to defend him are clinging onto a solitary assist that he might have meant as his sole output in PL and CL games, I can live with that as we move into mid October's games. Still one more than Wirtz mind you.

We can announce three of the Steves have gone, two of the Steves are remaining in post as short-term shop minders. We will update the fans on the appointment of further Steves in due course.

He's never walked away from a job in his life, apart from the six or seven times where he has.

A strange day celebrating Man U and Chelsea winning but absolutely for the greater good to see Sunderland and Liverpool beaten. Bonus points for the lateness of the Chelsea goal. As Bart Simpson says, I'd ride with Satan himself to get to Duff Gardens.

Mackems have had too good a start for my liking & I want Amorim to get enough results to stay round til we get to play them.

Lost his job didn't he.

Sesko a geordie hero after all

I for one am shocked that the initial estimate of his injury time was lower than the reality. That hardly ever happens to us.

Aye he's scouting Forest tonight, flying over the City Ground in Starburst 1.

They look absolutely dump, just like against the mackems, so fully expecting them to be class on Sunday. Murillo looks knackered too, classic Ange hamstring by the seems of it. Big player for them

Hahahahahaha Forest 1-2

Forest level, mate

Can you flick over again please.

Forest fans chanting "who the fucking hell are you?" as they concede Ange is fucking pap.

His touch is so, so impressive and he's adding goals nice and early. Love watching him, long may it continue as he builds fitness and gets used to the team and league.

He looks class. Absolutely gas recovery pace.

Took it well, hopefully that gets his confidence up and his season going. Would love one of his customary 1-in-2 clinical end product patches.

Pretty poor opposition, but that was much, much better all round. Woltemade and Thiaw both looked right at home. Elanga a work in progress but his most productive night yet. Gordon looked much livelier and buried the two pens well. Tonali just unbelievable again. Another clean sheet. Nice cameo and assist for Osula and hopefully a season-kickstarting well taken goal by Barnes. The garden will feel so, so much rosier if we can beat Forest. Hopefully Eddie took loads from that and can try to replicate some of that excellent play.