Pilko

I'd fancy Best to score more than I would Lovenkrands. I'd also back him to do more in terms of general play.

0-0

I'd have loved it if because we beat Blackburn 3-0 whilst Souness was 'between jobs' if we'd handed JC a 3-year deal and told Souey to fuck off. This was Shepherd, anything was possible.

A game of chess.

Northern Cock? Tombola - Those obese mackem bastards often lose away (for examples, see games at St James Park and Molineux)

Carroll to centre back for the last 5 or 10 minutes works a treat, it's even better than subbing him for a defender imo.

Ferguson should be on our bench. I find Jonas' work-rate and ball-carrying abilities useful to the team, but having three shit forwards on the bench is pointless, I'd sooner have a genuine left-wing option that might make an impact on there.

Talking to yourself, first sign of madness. Or, first sign of madras.

well if its alphabetically done whilst barton and ben arfa are out it makes sense. Aye, but what about Phil Airey? Madness.

Campbell was very good but he turned like an oil tanker for their goal.

He was alright today, nowt flash, but that's what we need.

Kalou's miss reminded me of Jenas for Spurs at the same end, into the same bit of side netting.

That wouldn't be Ronaldo over-exaggerating again, would it?

Feel sorry for Col Murray, he's brilliant on the radio and brillian in front of an audience. This doesn't suit him.

Giggs has scored

Krul Simpson Taylor Campbell Enrique Routledge Nolan Tiote Barton Nolan Carroll Subs: Soderberg, Smith, Perch, Kadar, Best, Ranger, Gutierrez

crush, kill, destroy

Owen would get a hernia climbing into the ring.

Did fucking nothing today. Needs to be sold.

Steven Taylor reckons - neesy, he's too fat.

PL teams Carroll has scored against: West Ham Stoke Manchester City Arsenal Chelsea Aston Villa Blackburn Rovers Wolves Bolton That's a canny looking list imo, bearing in mind that he's played against very few.

Nah, sorry. Refuse to believe that's real.

Olsson is a massive massive cunt, hope he gets cock rot. Carroll should fuck him up.