Pilko

This is a fucking excellent piece of business, both the player and the mooted price. Don't be pining after El Khannouss lads, Ramsey will be absolutely mega for us when Eddie gets ahad of him. Really hope we manage to box this one off.

Ramsey would be ideal as a more positive option for home games bar the big six and away games against the bottom sides. Joelinton isn't always necessary in those kind of matches and is a detriment to our play at times, but has his value when you need to dig in a bit more or spoil.

He'd be class at transfers. "This doesn't look like a new striker?" "Look mate, whatever it was you asked for, that's what it is, alright?"

£29m basically gets you a footballer with two legs these days. If he's any good we should get the deal done fast as we can.

9 year contract and they're looking to sell a year later

No idea what Bale is like as a pundit but I'd be absolutely stunned if he was worse, or indeed anywhere near as much of a thick cunt as Rio is.

That fucking cunt Eze deserves to never score a penalty again. Disgraceful, pathetic run up.

"And you have to wonder if Jota was looking down on him there" Get to fuck

Get in. Palace pel

Urgh 1-0 Ekitike immediately

Loving all the comments on the various social media reports re Isak from Liverpool fans saying "but Isak wants Liverpool". As Brian Potter says "and I wanna moonwalk son, but life's a shithouse".

Low key 1-1 draw and I'll be very grateful for it.

Absolute shiter of a start by the Heed, 0-3 at home to Southend.

Brucie's boys in the mud, 2-0 down at Exeter.

Targett knaas. It sucks.

Definitely should keep him in and around first team training til at least January, even if he isn't getting on the pitch and gets his games for the U21s. Looks bright and I like how he can beat a player

No need for that midfield signing. The Shermanator has got it.

This season is going to be a laugh, I can feel it.

The Espanyol manager looks suspiciously like Paul Mitchell with a sun tan.

Based on those not involved, you'd imagine tomorrow is along the lines of: Pope Trippier Lascelles A. Murphy (maybe Botman?) Livramento Joelinton Tonali ??????? (Hernes, Harrison, Munda?) Barnes Gordon Elanga

If we bid for every single striker with a pulse we're bound to get one eventually. Would be happy with him if he's indeed the one.

Another week or two up the spout here then before we inevitably don't secure the player for one reason or another.